A lol a day....

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....keeps me happy and gay

So what's made you lol or smirk or laugh or titter today

Me - coming back from clinic tonight there was a van in front for a company that goes to pubs, fairs, events etc and does hog roasts and barbecues.

On the back was a big warning triangle with -

ATTENTION THIEVES - No sausages are left in this van overnight

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My sister ate a sour sweet and made a hilarious face

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Having a little kitten purr in my ear made me smile so much this evening

And when I say purr I actually mean snore :P

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There's this cleaning company called "Wettons" and on their uniform thing it has "wettons" written on it. It makes me laugh every time, because round my area wetton is an insult that means someone's pathetic or uncool (basically what year 11 call everyone in year 8)

The first time I saw these cleaning guys with "wetton" written on them I laughed so hard

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Friend told the head of conservation and research at a zoo I'm doing research for that I did a blow job in a club recently (in a conversation about nights out), forgetting to clarify it was in fact a shot. Luckily he saw the funny side - but he is the person who writes my reference

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I've done both, well you need something to take the taste of the blow job away

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I prefer the shots - the whipped cream is much nicer than the other stuff but it still went in my hair

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My work colleague an I have been in tears making up the names for incestual relationships:

"I'd like to introduce you to my Wister" - wife + sister

"This is my Buncle Adam" - Brother + uncle

"Step-duncle" - step-dad + uncle

Trying to work out how you could be a duncle was lolworthy.

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Well... I was trying to figure out where to put this pound to use the washing machine... I couldn't figure it out so I went to ask the staff here... he gave me a token, I then told him (whilst he was doing my washing basically) I was trying to put the pound in the token slot... he laughed, asked if I was Sophie, then told me he was my key worker... made me laugh cos I was TRYING to be normal :P

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Discussing idioms with my German friend. I told her about the cat's pyjamas, the dog's bollocks, and somebody walking over your grave, she told me about 'the bear isn't dancing here' and some others that made me laugh but I've forgotten.

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CptCoatHanger wrote: »

My work colleague an I have been in tears making up the names for incestual relationships:

"I'd like to introduce you to my Wister" - wife + sister

"This is my Buncle Adam" - Brother + uncle

"Step-duncle" - step-dad + uncle

Trying to work out how you could be a duncle was lolworthy.

That's actually really horrible. Incest isn't funny.

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Miss_Riot wrote: »

Having a little kitten purr in my ear made me smile so much this evening

And when I say purr I actually mean snore :P

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LOOOOOOOL

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Fiend_85 wrote: »

LOOOOOOOL

oh my god people cant be that stupid

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Lexi99 wrote: »

oh my god people cant be that stupid

They can be worse. I read Not Always Right and Not Always Working regularly.

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Indrid Cold wrote: »

They can be worse. I read Not Always Right and Not Always Working regularly.

Actually i can relate to alot of those, especially the first lot :banghead:

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I fell asleep..head first in a plate of spaghetti...

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Emmalee wrote: »

I fell asleep..head first in a plate of spaghetti...

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I am now on youtube doing the harlem shake, at a zoo.

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I joined up all the paperclips in my drama teachers paperclip pot today. When she goes to pick one up it'll be hilarious.

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Someone with the same name as me seems to have accidentally used my email when buying bondage gear. It made me giggle - after I rushed to check my bank account

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjzkuTiHM-I

Indrid Cold

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2ddNhJ8eOE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95vZ0-C1Kho

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My mug of tea had a boob with an excessivly large nipple. Is that a good or bad omen?

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my name wrote: »

My mug of tea had a boob with an excessivly large nipple. Is that a good or bad omen?

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That depends. If you climbed out of your chimney, could you see Venus? And when you last saw a pure white dog, what Chinese zodiac year was it?

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If only i'd had a camera.

Went over the corner shop this morning. On the main road is a nursery and waiting to come out of their drive was a lorry with something like B&L Catering on the side and another lorry waiting to turn in. The catering lorry pulls out and the other lorry turns in, a left hand turn, so i saw the side on which was written HORSES.

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Welcome to Birmingham City Council Rent Team. You are caller 352 in a queue, this is because

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiJg91WJ4f4

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I found cool things and I can't stop giggling at him! >

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Although... this made me laugh and think of **Helen**

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so, um, this joke is annoying, but had to.. sorry!

a duck walks in to a garage and he says, hey.. do you have any grapes

the guy says, no.. we don't sell grapes- so the duck walks out.

tuesday the duck comes back and says, hey... do you have any grapes?

guy says, no... i told you yesterday, no grapes. so the duck walks out.

wednesday he comes back in.. hey, got any grapes?

guy says, no... we havon't!. shoo!. so he goes away.

thursday he's back... hey got any grapes?

guy says, if i hear you say that 1 more time, i'm nailing you to the wall

so on friday the duck comes in... got any nails?

guy says, no... why would i?

so the duck says, that's good... got any grapes then?