Christmas Cracker Jokes.

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• Former Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

  December 2012

  What's furry and minty?
  
  A Polo Bear.

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• Former Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

  December 2012

  Where does Father Christmas go to recover after Christmas?
  
  
  An elf farm :hyper:

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• Former Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

  December 2012

  Where are the Andes?
  
  At the end of your armies!!

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• Former Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

  December 2012

  My dogs being a nuisance and keeps chasing our neighbours on his bike. What should I do?
  
  A- take his bike away

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• Former Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

  December 2012

  What is the biggest ant?
  
  
  An elephant.

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• Former Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

  December 2012

  What does the clock do when it's hungry?
  
  
  
  Goes back four seconds.

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• Former Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

  December 2012

  Who invented fireworks?
  
  Some bright spark

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• Former Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

  December 2012

  Why is a foot a good Christmas present?
  
  
  Because it's a stocking filler XD

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• Former Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru

  December 2012

  What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
  
  Snowflakes

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