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Christmas Cracker Jokes.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?
A box of quackers!
A box of quackers!
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A Polo Bear.
An elf farm :hyper:
At the end of your armies!!
A- take his bike away
An elephant.
Goes back four seconds.
Some bright spark
Because it's a stocking filler XD
Snowflakes