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Christmas Cracker Jokes.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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What do you call a crate of ducks?


A box of quackers! :lol:

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's furry and minty?

    A Polo Bear.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where does Father Christmas go to recover after Christmas?


    An elf farm :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Where are the Andes?

    At the end of your armies!! :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My dogs being a nuisance and keeps chasing our neighbours on his bike. What should I do?

    A- take his bike away
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What is the biggest ant?


    An elephant.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What does the clock do when it's hungry?



    Goes back four seconds.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Who invented fireworks?

    Some bright spark :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why is a foot a good Christmas present?


    Because it's a stocking filler XD
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

    Snowflakes
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