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Have you ever publicly done a fart so bad, people actually walked away from you?
and I also blamed it on my mate, and got away with it, lol
Have you ever sharted? (fart and shit at the same time)
We had to sneak out past her parents (whos bedroom is right next to the front door) because she wasn't allowed out
"have you ever sharted?"
eeeewwwwwww nooo thats really gross :yuck:
have you ever fallen over in front of loads of people, on a bus or train when it stops or starts and does that joelty thing?
Have you ever slipped on ice when getting off a bus?
Have you ever taken food on a walking distance journey because you KNOW you will be accosted by a homeless person on route wanting food?
Have you ever rolled down a hill, and rolled in dog shit?
Have you ever wanted to fail so that you can stop feeling the pressure of having to try?
No, I get very pissed off if I fail. I got a 6C the other day, and was in a proper mood :grump:
Have you ever started shouting at someone, and then realised it was the wrong person?