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ever tried to self- falaciate?
Have you ever tried to self-reacharound?
have you ever had some bomb azz pussy? That make you wanna scream dogg pound?
Fo' shizzle.
Have you ever bust out a mix at work?
Have you ever spoken english? :P
Have you ever jumped over a fence?
Xx
have you ever acted like a gorilla
bust out a mix = had a wank.
Yeah, must have.
Have you ever laughed so hard you did a little pee?
also peed a little laughing
had a really wet fart then wondered if some poo came out too?
Have you ever wished you'd been born in a different decade (and if so which one)?
So simple, yet so beautiful . I lol'd.
Yes, the 1960s.
fuck all those "omg, I want to be born in future like flying cars innit bro." guys. The best is already past us.
Have you ever had an sexual related Freudian slip?
I did, I asked a (girl)friend if she wanted to go sleeping with me instead of go swimming with me
have you ever faked being drunk?
Have you ever had a friend that you thought :'man, if they were the opposite sex they'd be hot'
no and im glad about that
erm... have you ever got so drunke while you were out with your mates you had to go to hospital
have you ever knowingly slept with someone you know is in a relationship with someone else?
Have you ever met a celebrity? (a proper one, someone from Big Brother or the Hollyoaks cast doesn't count)
Have you ever broken your ankle?
Xx
Nope.
Have you ever cried while watching Field of Dreams?
Have you ever caught your parents/friends/strangers bumping uglies?
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Have you ever wanted to have unlimited energy on frontierville?
Have you ever wanted to add somebody to Facebook just because you want a new Frontierville friend ?
Have you ever picked ur nose and eat it??
have you ever wet your self in public
Have you ever noticed a kind of fur growing up from between the keys on your keyboard?
Have you ever tried to open the wrong front door/car?
Xx
Have you ever jumped off a really tall bridge?
Nearly, in New Zealand. I only had enough money for a bungee jump or a skydive though, so the skydive won.
Have you ever wondered why it's now "climate change" and not "global warming"?