Home› General Chat
If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Options

On my desert island...

124»

Comments

  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A bent fork all the way! Double up as a trowel and a back scratcher! Plus i could always straighten it for eating!

    Ok a bottle of wine or one strong joint?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hmm i thought deffo the joint but then i realised u'd need something to light it with so it'd have to be the wine :(

    a polar bear or a massive spider?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a polar bear because it could be my bestest friend and then i would eat it :D (spiders scare me :crying: )

    Tweezers or vibrator?? xx
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tweezers

    Some strawberry jam or a loaf of bread?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loaf of bread (Jam is yucky:yuck:)

    Urm... Curry or Pizza??
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Pizza!

    A metal detector or a machete?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A metal detector

    Sunglasses or gloves?
    Xx
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sunglasses

    a ox of cigarettes or a crate of beer?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ciggies

    ant or dec??
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Don't know which is which... but Dec...
    A globe (like the round maps) or a flat-paper map? (of the whole world)
    Xx
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A globe。。 It could double up as a football！

    A talking dog who knew his way around the island， or internet？
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Talking dog! When I finally get off this shitty island, I can make millions from it.

    A kilo of Cocaine or a personal lap dancer/hooker?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Id have to go with the lap dancer!

    An endless bag of weed or a an endless bottle of beer?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An endless bottle of beer....cos most of these strange islands seem to have Cannabis growing wild anyway. I'd get my talking dog to lead the way...

    A meat feast Pizza or a Donner Kebab?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pill 'ed wrote: »
    An endless bottle of beer....cos most of these strange islands seem to have Cannabis growing wild anyway. I'd get my talking dog to lead the way...

    :lol: Legend.

    And... neither... can't eat them.

    An old lady who is OBBSESSED with knitting, it's all she does and all she talks about... or Katie Price?
    Xx
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Katie Price, at least there is a potential good outcome.

    Er.. a TV stuck to ITV4 or a walkman stuck to BBC Radio 3? (forget about how the TV would be powered.. it just would :p)
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ooh, difficult choice but, the condom, I make my own lube.

    clothes detergent or fabric softener
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The detergent, I think.

    Dental floss or a nail file?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nail file.. i cant stand it when my nails are all scratchy lol..

    deoderant or hair straighteners that dont need to be plugged in LOL?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HAIR STRAIGHETENERS!!!!! :D

    cat or dog? random :L
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    cat- They can look after themselves
    A letter from a friend or a picture of them?
    Xx
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A letter

    Being able to watch a series of the mighty boosh or flight of the choncords?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ohhh that is hard!!! Errmm The boosh, just because I could look at Noel.

    A maths GCSE paper to complete or a French GCSE paper to complete?
    Xx
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Id go for the french...don't know why though!

    Jessica alba or Megan fox?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Megan Fox. Has more of that filth factor about her.

    A Fishing rod or a Chainsaw?
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Ha i suppose your right...

    Fishing rod!

    A drum kit or decks..
  • Options
    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The drum kit - such useful storage containers.....

    A still or a "gender appropriate intimate massage device"
Sign In or Register to comment.