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On my desert island...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A sock, I'd make a puppet to have intelligent convos with!! He'd be called "Rainbow"

    A single rose or a copy of the daily mail?
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Daily Mail :)
    a rose is prickly and has no use!

    A jetski or a wooden shack?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A wall picture of all my friends :yes:

    Shampoo or shower gel? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Whoopee cushion!

    A present (which could be good/could be crap) or a tv
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    present

    as a meal on the desert island

    heinz tomato soup or chicken chow mein pot noodle?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    tomato soup. i :heart: that stuff!!

    A pirate outfit, or a cat??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Cat! definitely!

    Snow or a christmas tree?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    eeerrrmmm snow, I'd make it melt for water... I hate snow though.

    Russel Brand or Noel Fielding?
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Noel Fielding.

    Would you want your Mum or Dad to be there?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    fucking neither! But if I had to choose my dad, only because he can debate things well.

    Would you want a grand piano or a sun hat?
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Broken-Angel wrote: »
    fucking neither! But if I had to choose my dad, only because he can debate things well.

    Would you want a grand piano or a sun hat?
    Xx

    Sun hat.

    Syphilis or gonorrhoea?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teagan wrote: »
    Sun hat.

    Syphilis or gonorrhoea?

    Oh god teagan I love you! You are legend.
    And errmm gonorrhoea sounds slightly less worse... so gonorrhoea.

    A lighter or a bench?
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    splinter removing kit.

    Hammock or air-mattress?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Air mattress- I aint having no trees on my island!

    As for the floor...
    Sand and grass or gravel and concrete?
    Xx
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Just grass. Sand can get fucked.

    Music or Literature?
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Music, music to get fucked to.

    smack or crack?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Crack...wow this is an intresting island...
    Rum or a stick on beard?
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What good is a stick on beard without the rum first! So rum

    And then more rum or sunscrean (some of us burn very easily :p)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tricky... rum could be useful in a medical situation... but as it'd never lat that long, I'll go for the sunscreen.

    An egg slicer or a garlic press?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    PreciousAndLoveIt wrote: »
    Ah that's a toughy! I could slice bugs up with an egg slicer... but then i could squish all the goo out of one with a garlic press :chin:

    Hmm ok i'll go for the egg slice!

    A Karma Sutra book or a heated towel holder? x

    ha you obviously thought about that hard!

    Karma Sutra book... I wouldn't have any towels :p

    Rubber gloves or sticky notes?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rubber gloves.

    Backscratcher or chopsticks?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pirate flag :yes: if i was on an island it wouldnt matter if my skin was 'orrible

    strawberry or raspberry jam? :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Strawberry jam... raspberry jam is wrong and should be illiagal!!!

    A tie or a folder?
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A tie

    A chicken or an elephant?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    An elephant.. jus' cos'

    A pair of earings or a pen?
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    pen

    Mr. Tumbleweed or a small box?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    MR. TUMBLEWEED.. but then again.. a small box would be nice.
    No, no, Mr. Tumbleweed.

    A basketball or a racist dragon?
    Xx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Racist Dragon because he cries jellybeans...but then again i don't like jellybeans...so a basketball :D


    a sock or marbles?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Both. Because I could put said marbles into said sock and use it as an archaic slingshot. Or something. OK; I'd like a sock. Because I could talk to it and make it an alter-ego of myself; I'd name him Simon. Or as a female sock; Simone. Arf.

    ;)

    Smarties? Or M&Ms?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Neither. I'm vegan. *little vegan strop and preach about saving the animals* But.. you can get vegan smarties soo them.

    A daisy chain or a spoon?

    Xx
    P.S. AHL.. that's why I had a sock earlier haha!
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