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anyone got any tips on how to make a wank less boring?? d.i.y sex toys?? or anything to spice it up a bit??????:banghead: :thumb:
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Also hold on, if you're the "wank king" surely you dont need to ask this question as you are king of all things wank?
Haha! For me the term 'wank' usually means 'crap'
I nearly spat hot chocolate all over my computer.
Do it in front of a window too that can be fun.
God just yesterday i D.I.Y myself 3 times in 3o mins
To hell with DIY. Go online and buy a masturbation aid, they make it MUCH more fun!
Plenty of lube too.
www.letsmasturbate.com
Sponge spooge
Get a sponge bigger than your penis. Cut a slit right through the middle and stick a condom through it with some lubrication. Put something bigger than your Penis around the entrance of the sponge then put the open end of the Condom around it to make it wide enough to slip in your penis. Then use a clothes peg to hold the opposite end of the condom onto the sponge. Then insert your penis and have sex and imagine it is a hot wet pussy.
Hahaha
Goodness, if you're going to go to those lengths you might as well go the whole hog and buy a fleshlight. Apparently they do an anal fleshlight too now, if that's what you're into.
The mind boggles.
But you have access to a REAL one! :hyper: