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Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
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hello im a newbie
ive done some odd place,s
parkbench
car and bonnet
back of bus up stairs back seat.
under a eletric pylon
layby
nite club loos
darklanes
think thats about it
icegem
Outside...she had a lot of trouble with the key so we didnt wait
thats one way of knocking on the door
Haha, at a Heavy Metal festival in Norway, in which I think Slipknot were playing, two Norwegians from the crowd randomly got up on to the stage naked and started having sex. Quality stuff
Nice :thumb:
Horrifyingly enough, me and the boyfriend got a bit frisky on the swings in the park last night on the way home. It was only when we'd, er, finished that we realised there was a random man standing behind a tree. AT 4AM! It didn't look like he was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed salty yoghurt slinger but who the fuck knows.
I was dying to get him into the mini-lake but he was having none of it, I suppose it is November and I don't want him to feel emasculated :razz:
After hearing a tale last night from my friend about being "masterfully taken from behind" (her words, I assure you!) in an alcove at Bodium Castle, I am determined to top that. A castle is next on the list.
By the way..."one-eyed salty yoghurt slinger" is by far the greatest euphamism i have heard in a LONG time. :thumb:
I just need to find a bigger and better castle, and maybe steal a suit of armour for a little damsel in distress roleplay
Suit of armour? Get him in a cod piece and roleplay the Roundheads and cavaliers...your the cavalier by the way
I dont really go round talking about it though cuz like, its a childrens park so feels wronnnnngggg
Had sex in RANDOM places tbh. I find "in bed - in the bedroom" sex a bit boring although I guess one day I'm going to have to get used to "in bed - in the bedroom" sex. I've had sex in LOTS of public places and "risky" places. One of my exes had a real thing for public/risky places too so we kinda did everything we could
The whole "risk" factor gets me going to be honest. HAHA.
oooer how adventurous, i'd fear being caught too much tbh
hehe
I had these trousers on with the weird cut (it's too wide), so the waistline was making folds (because of the tight belt) and they were presing uncomfortably against my waist.
We were both drunk and stupid, so I opened the belt and the trouser slid to my ankles and I kept waking like that. She made some remark about why I stop undressing already at my trousers?
So we made a test of courage. It was 4am and I live in a remote part of vienna so there was no soul awake (there usually never is, when I go home). So we got buttnacked (except shoes) and walked home like that. Crazy lass.
I feel the urge to get naked again
gmik, do you walk on water too?