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Where's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Oh gawd, no.

    I would never have sex in a grave yard.

    Thats just a bit ummm sick and ummm creepy :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Snow White Queen* wrote:
    Oh gawd, no.
    I would never have sex in a grave yard.
    Thats just a bit ummm sick and ummm creepy :yuck:
    I don't think it's sick, but it does seem a tad weird spreading the love in the knowledge that a few metres under you, there are rotting corpses.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Snow White Queen* wrote:
    Oh gawd, no.

    I would never have sex in a grave yard.

    Random historical fact: Mary Shelley, author of Frankenstein, lost her virginity on her mother's grave.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote:
    I lost my virginity in Sainsburys carwash with a fat chick :o
    It must have been really special.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    stargalaxy wrote:
    Anywhere but a graveyard, that's what I say. I have never understood why anyone would want to copulate on a grave. They're meant to be resting in peace, so it doesn't help when two people are disturbing it!

    Guess I get to gross you out then. It was great BTW :naughty:

    Also a barn (I'm a country boy), a desk during working hours (office door was locked - kinda jumped when someone knocked on it tho'), bonnet of a car, a beach, blanket on a beach but the time with the weirdest feel when when her husband was watching us...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Um, the boy's family kitchen table, the local kindergardens' playground, and not quite a golf course, its been too windy&cold.

    Never been caught in the act, but close.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on a train (in the carriage, not in the toilet btw)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Man Of Kent wrote:
    Guess I get to gross you out then. It was great BTW :naughty:

    Also a barn (I'm a country boy), a desk during working hours (office door was locked - kinda jumped when someone knocked on it tho'), bonnet of a car, a beach, blanket on a beach but the time with the weirdest feel when when her husband was watching us...
    her husband?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :yes:

    And I remembered another weird place - Pill Box. You know the wartime machine gun emplacements although you may have to live in the south to see many of those...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    umm no where strange really. in someones living room infront of their dog is probably the weirdest for me.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I can't do it in front of animals. My boyfriend's cat knows this and uses it to his full advantage. Evil little shit :rolleyes:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Yerascrote wrote:
    I lost my virginity in Sainsburys carwash with a fat chick :o


    you're so classy turlough. :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    alasia wrote:
    I can't do it in front of animals.

    why? they probably like it. bit of human porn!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    why? they probably like it. bit of human porn!

    sheep#1: "stanley look away it's nasty."
    sheep#2: "nothing's like a bit of beastiality."

    :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A few months ago I was given a blow job in a lift. It was crap obviously because we had to keep stopping.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    sheep#1: "stanley look away it's nasty."
    sheep#2: "nothing's like a bit of beastiality."

    :)

    :lol::lol::lol:

    Stanley, what a perv.
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    SkiveSkive Posts: 15,286 Skive's The Limit
    Man Of Kent wrote:
    :yes:

    And I remembered another weird place - Pill Box. You know the wartime machine gun emplacements although you may have to live in the south to see many of those...

    Ahh, there's a war time placement like that near me, next time up there with the missus. :thumb:
    Weekender Offender 
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Behind a van in the street at 2 in the morning. Also had a threesome with two guys in the room they where staying while they helped renovate it on a blow-up mattress.

    God I was drunk that night :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    alasia wrote:
    I can't do it in front of animals. My boyfriend's cat knows this and uses it to his full advantage. Evil little shit :rolleyes:


    Yeah, my bf's cat is such a perve
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On the pool table of a mate's pub- everyone else was sleeping upstairs in the flat but there was;t enough room for us, so we got chucked a blanket and told to sleep anywhere comfortable enough.
    From what i recall, there wasn;t anywhere comfortable to enough to sleep on, but that didnt seem to bother us at the time...
    and his cat perves at us as well, i make him lock it out of the room or he doesn't get any :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ermm in my car in the car park at work :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    On the roof of my student house, and in a sauna :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Some dirty dirty people in here-:wave:

    ha ha mine is a train and in a cinema, shagging at 100mph :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Docter Lurve wrote:
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    hello :wave: haven't seen you on here for ages
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hospital stairwell while my bf was in hospital:)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    hello :wave: haven't seen you on here for ages

    Ye ive been avoiding you :p
    ah in uni these days so just aint been on-
    Aint changed much?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Has anyone had sex in a church, during a service??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bullseye wrote:
    Has anyone had sex in a church, during a service??

    Are you trying to tell us something? :razz:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ha ha!
    Nope! i never have or i would have mentioned it...But a friend of mine from my Uni days, early uni days has a dad who is a vicar and she therefore always attended church and more often then not...shagged who ever her bf that month was in church...this thread just reminded of it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    graveyard and churches... oh man I am turn on now... now that would be so fucking cool... and fucking is an appropriate word here... lol...
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