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Cheesy Lines
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What are the cheesiest lines you have used and laughed at yourself? Or really bad ones that you have heard?
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haven't used it myself, but some guy in the army told me one: "You'd better have a good insurance, cause you're just created a huge bulge in my pants".
I have heard a certain SOMEONE say this regularly and replacing dress for whatever item of clothing is appropiate!
By a 14 yr old boy orr a balcony in Greece when we were both on school trips.
Your eyes are like spanners, they tighten my nuts! Would you like a drink...?
Of course, I took the drink, chatted a while then told him I was straight
"I went to the hospital the other day and had an X ray. They found you in my heart.
The Doctor said I'd die if they took you out, cos I can't live without you."
:yuck:
*voms*
You've used it, or had it used on you??
Heard it! Made me laugh. Chat up lines generally don't work. It's usually better to just be yourself.
I just thought it could have been one of your tried and tested best
LOL Tell me about it.
Hey baby. You are a piece of of meat and I am an egg. Let's get in the pan and fry together.
OOOH YEAH! works every time.
Just something i used to say to some girls to get their attention.
Found a website with some funny cheesy lines.
http://www.gotlines.com/lines/cheesy.php
'its those pants....take them off!' lol makes me laugh everytime!
Some guy said that to a woman who'd been in the toilet for a while.