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most embarrassing sexual moment
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One time with my ex i was getting a handjob, I was horny as hell and ready to blow.. which i did..at a huge velocity smack into my right eye. Jesus that stuff burnt and sorta stuck my eye together..so shes in hysterics im stumbling around half blind trip over my jeans (which were still around my ankles) and crack my lip open on a dresser. Worse still we had friends coming over in 10 minutes. Im sat there with a fat lip and one bloodshot eye while my ex smirks and I ignore embarrassing questions.
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After getting my trousers back up, I chickened and ran off quite fast.
Well that might not be my most embarassing moment, but its pretty bad.
Could have DIED...
We aren't all into that sorta shit.
Enlighten me to the sexual morals of a tomcat, I'm intrigued.
Was this cat castrated by any chance?
That's the worst, though. I've been quite lucky.
You should be grateful she said neck
I hope so.
Lmao, what an amazing story to have, seriously that's just brilliant :thumb:
I have to say mine wasn't really embarrassing, but I wasn't quiet and neither was he, with forgetting his mate was in the house, he then crowned the loudest moaner.. (It was him) Ha.
lol trust me its worth it, plus theres the funny, "by the way i fucked your mum" conversation a week later
i have worse stories but ill keep em under wraps for now, i have the feeling i'd be getting compared to a tomcat. lol
Hehe, I had a friend who had something similar happen to her. Her mum was going out, they were upstairs, heard the front door close, proceeded to get a bit noisy, only to hear her mum at the bottom of the stairs... "Er, Tracey, I'm still here...".
I haven't got any embarrassing sex stories The only one that comes close was having lots of sex on holiday with boyfriend and discovering a few months later that the friends we had gone with had spent much time with their ears pressed against the walls laughing (holiday was a bit boring apparently! I wouldn't know, I was too busy shagging ). However, I wasn't embarrassed by that so I don't think it counts
When i was about 15 my exes mum was messing about and she pulled the covers off me and i was naked from the waist down, and shall we say slightly moist His sister got an eyeful an all as she walked past. Oh the shaaaaaame
2) Sex in a B&B where the walls where paper-thin, the bed head banged agaisnt a radiator and the rooms next door could every single thing.
OK THEN GOT COUGHT BY POLICE GIVCIN HEAD TO MY BOYFRIEND SHAME:mad: