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People use ;o and -.- and ^.^ on the internet.
The very arty cliquey scene of Glasgow who look as though they've just thrown themselves into an Oxfam Shop.
Victoria Beckham - she's really not that interesting, nor is her life.
Directline, Norwich Union, esure, Halifax, Bank Of Scotland adverts.
Actually, the worshipping of all those fucking cunts, the WAGs, the Celeb BB twats..FUCKING HILTONS, LINDSAYS, NICOLES, HILARYS, BRITNEYS! Whiiiiiiiiit. Get a fucking grip you munters. Munters being the dense demographic who swings from their tits.
I also am annoyed when people make the same mistakes after agreeing to act on the sound advice I gave.
Carol Vorderman.
All the Channel 4 crap quiz shows at that time.
That blonde annoying weathergirl who needs a brush at 11pm on ITV.
People who never say please or thank you.
Some neds in Glasgow.
Overtly gay men who look as though they're the spawn of their Dad fucking a Wotsit.
Infact, ALL people who who look as though they're the spawn of their Dad fucking a Wotsit.
Angsty teenagers who whine about things but actually don't sort them out.
Unessecary drama, especially internet drama.
Old people who moan about going upstairs, you fucking walked to the bus stop and then into the shop and you cunting whinge about something being upstairs?!Get a grip. Or get a Pro Plus in you.
My Mum saying that when we argue it's deliberately to upset my Dad.
J-Money and how he actually hates me now.
Gangsta fannies who act as though they stepped out a fifty pence video.
People who don't know the difference between 'you're' and 'your'.
When I get a fright in a film I didn't see coming.
Everyone who goes to the Garage.
Wet blanket men.
People living so far away.
The grease on top of freshly toasted cheese.
When fried eggs aren't cooked properly and are slimey, boke.
Those paintings with the wolves painted into the mountains for a Native American scene.
Banks and everything they stand for.
The fact I have to wait until I go to Thailand and come back before I can move out.
When I don't have money to go out.
When my false eyelashes won't stick on properly.
When my good friends break up and ask me to take sides.
When I sneeze whilst putting on mascara, or if my nose runs after foundation and powder has been applied.
My upstairs neighbour who must have sandbags attached to his feet.
My sister for letting this feud between the family go on for so long.
People who don't get out the way but dance around you, move you cunts.
People who walk down the street and tell you to smile more, I would look as though I've been let out for the day, mate.
When high heels hurt when your favourite song comes on and you can't dance.
When I didn't expect to get sex and I haven't shaved my legs.
How much of a crackwhore I look after a 12 hour party, ha.
The way I dry heave after having a shot, ha.
I also hate when there's no more cold sides to a pillow.
Here's mine:
National Rail website not showing advance tickets
People standing on both sides of the escalator and block up the side for people in a rush.
Spitting
Dogs on buses. Ok, just smelly dogs on buses.
People who use ` instead of '
When I delete my cookies and then forget my logins for websites
Missing the bus
Missing the train
When lecturers overrun, causing you to miss the bus and then the train
When clothes don't dry properly in time for you to wear them
House prices
Housemates
Forgetting to buy the vital ingredient for the meal you were planning
Not having anything to eat for breakfast
Running out of battery
When you have a big rucksack and another bag on the bus/train and despite there being other seats someone wants to sit next to you so you have to have the damned things on your lap (and not being able to see because it comes up past your eyes) because it is too big to squeeze into a luggage rack.
Seat reservations on trains either not working, (Virgin Voyagers) or being there despite nobody claiming them (Transpennine Express)
Virgin Trains
York station not having cash ticket machines
Shops not accepting Solo card
HSBC failing to recognise I exist because I do not hold a passport or have any bills in my name
Not being able to get an overdraft or a new chequebook or change my account because of this
Landlords, and people who think that buy to let investors are NOT the reason that the property market is artificially inflated
Capitals letters in the wrong places
Not having capital letters at all
Forgetting to buy toothpaste
Having stupid feet, and not being able to find shoes to fit
Finding shoes to fit only for them to be too expensive, and then out of stock
Birmingham New Street
"The boy" (sorry Franki!)
I don't use that nearly as much anymore .
I agree on the clothes not drying in time bit, though.
Btw, miss, I made you some LJ icons, they're on my LJ, except I changed my name and LJ deleted me off everybody's lists >.<.
Add me with your new name and I'll add you back. And then steal my icons Thanks btw.
Edit: added you.
Which is annoying.
By Friends-Only post, I meant ones which say "Friends only, comment blahblahblah".
But it means that I have to go round everyone on my flist and get them to re-add me ;(.
I will PM the relevant annoying people that only have f-o entries. :yes:.
That really annoys me as well. And people who take up the pavement, which means I have to step out on to the road. I did this one time, it was raining and I slipped.
When ice cream melts and doesn't re-freeze.
When you ask someone a direct question and they don't answer.
When a group of people are having a conversation annd someone tries to add to it by saying something very irrelevant and completely off topic, and the whole conversation stops because you don't want to seem rude by ignoring it.
Stains on my carpet.
Vacuum cleaners that don't pick up the bits on the carpet.
People who get funny when you won't sleep with them.
Chain emails that self destruct if you don't send them to a bazillion people whilst licking your own toe or something equally as ridiculous.
People who don't believe you when you are telling the truth.
I think its just me, but whenever I'm in a hurry or have a shit hangover, old people just appear from nowhere and walk in my path to piss me off.
Another one is people at the checkout in shops who wait until they are told the price before, opening their bag, looking for their purse then finally counting out the money, as if they have all the time in the world. Just have some money out ready or pay by card. Fucking hell.
Rant over.
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02. People not saying "thank you" when you open the door for them
03. When the phone rings again as soon as you put it down (at work)
04. Porn and it being widespread
05. The Top 40 charts now as opposed to mid 1990's
06. Blue-top milk (full fat milk)
07. The press, especially tabloid press
08. iPods being advertised to death, especially "Win-an-iPod" adverts
09. Too many people getting spyware on their computers
10. Being the victim of double-entende, usually sexual references
11. Hewlett-Packard (try raising a fault with them!)
12. Heat waves (although I love the Sun)
13. Drug culture in dance venues
14. Monday mornings
15. Short notice / spontaneous happenings
16. Companies who outsource callcentres to India
17. People talking loud in the background while I'm on a call