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BillieTheBot
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Do any of you have any really weird ones?
My current one is Booby Mc'Boob :grump: I'm not impressed.
My current one is Booby Mc'Boob :grump: I'm not impressed.
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Someone who's fat, Fatty McFat
Someone who smells, Smelly McSmell etc
I suggest you find the person who gave you that nickname and severely beat him with a breast implant until he comes up with something more original.
I thought he was cute too. He's a DJ who is mates with my flat mate but he's a DJ in my favourite club so I shall be having words with him tomorrow when I go :yes:
I think its cuz when he was talking to me the other week, I had um, a revealing top on. Apparently I was distracting him :rolleyes:
My normal nickname is DD. Almost everyone calls me that, even my mum!
ETA - Rebecky and Sickboy (as my jakey mate Sarah is fondly known as Renton. )
ETA (again) - Eccie Becky.
Nikki - Nicola - Nicholas - Knickerless.
:impissed: Drives me mad but oh well
DaDouche (or 'the douche')
Mattly
Fattly
Emo
Kemo
Idaho
All of which are used quite often. Funny that anyone even knows my real name.
The Tank
The Palmermator
Hero.
Really!
My eldest apparently has several nicknames, including Baldy and Delboy. At home we sometimes call him Moo (which he actually answers to) and recently Trig, since he keeps calling my daughter's b/f by the wrong name.
One of my younger boys gets called Scooter and Sophie gets called Bubbles, Missymoo and Fifi.
Pindy, Pind or Lupin which are the shortened version of Lupinda Dupinda, which my parents called me when I was little for some reason and it kind of stuck.
And my sister sometimes calls me Piggle.
Versions of my actual name are Lu and Luce; I don't get called Lucy very often (always makes me a bit startled when I hear my actual name cos it doesn't sound right anymore).
My mum sometimes calls me by my middle name. But I'm not telling you what it is. :razz:
When I was in primary school, some kids used to call me "ashtray". I never really understood why.
ellie the elephant or ellie the elf
bit of a contradiction i think!
im always getting the piss taken out of me because im small and short.. so i dont know why ellie the elephant has stuck :chin:
oh yeah, and my little sister alice often calls me 'ell smell' or smelly ellie just her though
Maybe because it sounds like Nellie the Elephant.
Gman.
Northern Gary.
na-na
aunty shan shan
I nominate your best mate for potw.
I think I peed my pants a little of laughing.
not really, but still very funny.
I usually get Matt and Luish most frequently.
when we were friends he used to call me hoebo....then it naturally turned into something slightly nicer..bobo!
feel free to vom now
ahahaha! you are a cool mum
Think you left out Juicy
My bro is called Nicholas, and we used to call him either Knickerless, or Nipples. Hours of fun.
I get Kaś (home), Kitty (work) and variations on the Kaff theme (tinternet).
Also get called Hobag quite a lot, and HM.
Oh, and once when me and my mates were playing football I slipped on the wet grass and recieved the nickname "Man Bambi".