If you need urgent support, call 999 or go to your nearest A&E. To contact our Crisis Messenger (open 24/7) text THEMIX to 85258.
Options
Take a look around and enjoy reading the discussions. If you'd like to join in, it's really easy to register and then you'll be able to post. If you'd like to learn what this place is all about, head here.
Comments
Otherwise find any word that doesn't add value and chop it.
I'm going to go have a shower then tackle it. If I really struggle, I may well send it your way
Are you that bored with Laura not being around? :P
No of course not. maybe.
Sunday it'll probs be a family day - my sister is coming for lunch with my nephew (:D) and she's asked us to invite a couple of cousins we never see.
Oi why arent you on msn?
yep cya after. no bother,good luck. 100%.
ring me maddog=my mobiel.please, some criac.
Ha.
My mate's going to make me cocktails whilst she dyes my hair - she makes the sexiest mojito in all the west end of Glasgow. Mwahhaahhaahahaaaaa.
Tonight's going to be an amazing night, I feel it in my shackles. I just need to get rid of the cuntastic pains of being on the blob, now.
Cut out the 'Fat' as my film teacher says. In other words, get rid of things like "In this essay I am going to... e.t.c". Make every point count.
sunday - staying in, updating my blog and website
:crazyeyes
I'm waiting for a Tesco.com delivery of 70 quids worth of booze. Then we're away in to town to watch the game (got my Scotland top and flag all ready ) and I'm gettingwell merry because it's been a bitch of a week.
Off to London tomorrow though, which will be a laugh and a half:hyper:
Cos it's the place where Junglists come from!
I've been stuck with bloody pasta and omellette and beans for the last week! Food glorious food!
aww!
Today I'm going shopping, then tonight is my leaving do! Going out locally with a few mates, should be a laugh (and very drunken, woo) can't wait!
Tomorrow I need to sort out more stuff for moving whilst suffering with a hangover. Love it.
What a fucking brilliant day yesterday. Found out I was through to the final interview with Royal Bank o' Scotland internal audit group which was sweet, it was the last day of term which was cool. Then I went to a fucking awesome house party, got completely trollied and pulled an absolutely gorgeous Irish lass; petite, really hot and a voice that made me melt. What a fucking great day :yippe:
I'm back home in Ireland and went out last night to one of the main places everyone heads out. I'd been drinking all evening and was very merry after Northern Ireland's victory in the football.
Anyway, ended up pulling this girl that I hadn't seen for ages. Met her at the bar, and we were drinking and chatting and she told me she was single now, which seemed like a pretty good invitation to me! But what I didn't know, was that her ex-boyfriend is a bouncer in the club we were in! I knew who he was (he's a friend of a friend) but I hadn't seen him there that night and I was too drunk to even think of the possibility. So, I was down the back of the club towards the end of the night. Next thing I know, WHACK WHACK! Got hooked twice by this cunt, him on duty as a bouncer! Cunt just totally took me by surprise. I saw who it was and before he could pummel me I swung for him. Didn't connect as I would have liked but it startled him enough to give me a chance to run like fuck, because he was about to kill me!
Ran out the back door of the club and he chased me! Sprinting round back streets of my town with this cunt only a few seconds behind me! Scary as fuck, because I knew if he catches me I'm in hospital tonight at least. Managed to sprint up to the centre of my town, where lots of people congregate after nights out, and there were quite a few police there. Never was I so glad to see the fucking pigs. The cops grabbed me, then another group of cops grabbed him on the other side of the street. I was too out of breath to tell them what was going on. Once I managed to compose myself I told them what happened, but said I didn't wanna do anything about it. Then they spoke to him and told him to go back to the club, and I think he was probably just grateful to get away without being lifted.
Anyway, I made my way home after that, relieved I wasn't in an ambulance. Somehow the cunt managed to get my phone number of someone. So then the threats started. "Big mistake my friend" and all this bollocks. So basically I'm fucked and he's going to get me sometime unless I sort it out, but I don't know how I'm going to do that. I've spoken to our mutual friend about it, but I'm not sure how much he's going to be able to do.
Absolutely shite. Fucking women! You're far more hassle than you're worth!
I did a BAD thing last night. I slept with one of my brother's friends... in his Mum's car in a car park around the corner from my house. And if my brother finds out... ahh it's not even worth thinking about!
Why oh WHY is it such a good idea when I'm drunk?