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Want to help YouthNet out and show how funny you are?
Charlie Brooker's donating the fee for his latest column to the charity that the person who sends him the funniest joke works for. So if you've heard something that makes you laugh send it on to him and don't forget to mention YouthNet (and feel free to pretend you work here...)
Last paragraph - http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2037309,00.html
Charlie Brooker's donating the fee for his latest column to the charity that the person who sends him the funniest joke works for. So if you've heard something that makes you laugh send it on to him and don't forget to mention YouthNet (and feel free to pretend you work here...)
Last paragraph - http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2037309,00.html
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The Government have caught on and are releasing a warning about the dangers of minge drinking.
Who is the leader of the pubic hairs??
President Bush.
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FIRE
It got pissed off :thumb:
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Someday my prints will come....
"I know, it must be the cobbles."
tee he. funny!
He replies, "just having a look around".
Did you hear about the leper cowboy?
He threw his leg over his horse
I despise you for being different from me.
haha my politics teacher used to come off with that all the time
the fella was a nutter!
How do you make a snooker table laugh?
Put your hand in its pocket and tickle its balls.
Why was the washing machine laughing?
It was taking the piss out of the knickers.
Because the sea weed.
How do you know when two elephants have been having sex in your kitchen?
The bin liner's missing.
Ouch
a stick!
boom boom
A Wonky!
HAHA
Ah, I had fits of hysterics when I heard that joke for the first time a few years ago. One of those times where the situation is more funny than the joke and you just can't stop laughing
One more:
A man with two left feet walked into a shoe shop... and came out with a pair of flip flips! That one never fails to amuse me
He's alright now.
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?
Cos it was stuck to the chicken's foot!
The psychologist looks him up and down and says "I can clearly see you're nuts"
the passenger looks, "no..."
man, "neither did I."
ba-dum-bshhhh...
To his amazement he hears one of the puppys talk to the other, so he rushes over in excitement.."wow a talking dog" says the man
"hi!" replies the puppy, "my name is Huey and ive been having a great day going in and out of puddles!"
The man is left taken aback and speachless as the second puppy comes bounding accross and says "Hi! My name is Dewy and i've been having a great day going in and out of puddles!"
The man then spied the third puppy sat a little distance away from the others so he decided to go over. "Let me guess" said the man to the third puppy, "Your name is Luey right?"
"No", replied the puppy, "My name is Puddles!!"
"Hi I'm Sanfran and I've just opened a new nightclub down the road, here's some free passes"
So they go into this nightclub and they're grooving away, but the boy gets really hot and sweaty. He goes to the lavvys and rips his kidneys, liver and heart out. He has a wash and puts his liver and kidneys back in.
Later on, they leave the nightclub and they're in the taxi and his girlfriend is getting all lovey dovey and telling him what a great guy he is. He turns round and calls her a bitch and a slut and all that, and she's like woooaaah, what's the matter with you?
"Sorry", he says "I left my heart in Sanfran's disco"
A cow with no lips.