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Kids Say the Funniest Things . . .
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Inspired by something a little boy at nusery said today
Boy: I have a willy
Me: Yes you do
Boy: I guess that means you have a flower ashlee
I was babysitting the other day and Millie has bought me a little box of chocs, she gave me them, went up behind me put her arms around my neck from the back, head of shoulder looked right into my eyes and said
"would you like to share them?"
Sure I will think of plenty more!
Boy: I have a willy
Me: Yes you do
Boy: I guess that means you have a flower ashlee
I was babysitting the other day and Millie has bought me a little box of chocs, she gave me them, went up behind me put her arms around my neck from the back, head of shoulder looked right into my eyes and said
"would you like to share them?"
Sure I will think of plenty more!
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Places cucumber between legs.
"LOOK I'VE GOT A WILLY JUST LIKE MY DADDY!"
'what's the point... I'm only gunna get dirty again'!!!
teacher (talking about meat to a class of 5 year olds): does anyone know what comes from a cow?
kid: scrambled eggs
A little lad shouted "A FINGER"
My friend said to this little boy:
Friend: 'where's your mum'
Boy: 'I haven't got a mum'
My friend felt soo soo guilty, until the little lad said:
'But i have got a mam'
haha! I love it...bet secretly deep down she really dislikes you
Thing was this man was only in his early thirties! haha! i was dying to laugh. I said 'oh thats nice, isnt it?' haha. he looked quite embarassed.
I've said these before, but it's still funny.
Policeman: Hi, what's your name?
My nephew: <name>
P: Nice! And you're going to school?
N: What kind of a policeman are you, that you can't tell I'm of kindergarten age and not school?
Also:
My nephew, looking at a woman sitting next to him on the bus: Hi, are you a mum or a grandma?
Woman: I'm a mum.
N: (stares at her for a bit) I don't think so! You must be a grandma!
(She was, btw )
boy: what does power and glory mean?
priest: power is everything god has like the lighting etc, and glory is the rainbows and everything he has made
boy: well i think god has too much power coz sometimes people die!
priest: i think you should go back to your nan now
all this from a 5 yr old, i was nearly crying with laughter when his nan told me!
Which was greeted with the congregation roaring with laughter, including the happy couple.
Probably a few glares really..
My sister has said all sorts of hilarious stuff, but I can't remember much of it at the moment.
Oh, there was one time when we were just chatting (she was about 3 ish) and she randomly came out with "Mummies wear nappies too". I obviously looked quite confused, and my Dad said he'd explain later. It turns out she'd discovered my stepmum's sanitary towels and telling her they were nappies was the only way my dad could get out of it!
HAHAHAHAHA!
Kid is with his dad at a cafe. The dad gives him some money to pay for the things they ordered (considerably more money than they're worth) and bring back the change. The kid goes up to the till, gives the money and says "Keep the change" (because he'd heard it and it sounded cool).
The dad had to go back and ask for the change.
Any guesses on who it was who did that?
You?
Whenever she's out and about and sees women, she'll say:
'Iya duck, fancy poppin round for a cuppa'... Shes heard her mium say it so much its second nature to her. SO CUTE!!!