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Last time you made an arse of yourself?
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When was the last time you made a proper tit of yourself?
For me, it would have been the Friday before Xmas - went out for a few after work, ended up falling asleep in the pub (photos of this now circulating round work) and when I went to go outside for something, I ran straight into a glass door and smacked my face really hard.
Ouch.
For me, it would have been the Friday before Xmas - went out for a few after work, ended up falling asleep in the pub (photos of this now circulating round work) and when I went to go outside for something, I ran straight into a glass door and smacked my face really hard.
Ouch.
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The worst time last year was when a mate was havin a BBQ. I decide to go inside and get a drink and walked staright into the french doors, I immediately panicked and tried to go through with other french door but that was closed too. Everybody loved it.
On Boxing night we stayed over at my boyfriend's brother's house after a family do and slept on their sofa bed-thingy in the living room. In the morning he went out for breakfasty stuff and while he was gone his brother's 14 year old son woke up and came downstairs where I was reading. We sat shooting the breeze for about 10 minutes - as you do - before he went into the kitchen to make us a brew. It was only at that point I realised my pyjama top had been open and he must have had full view of my left boob for the entire conversation!
I nearly died, I still can't look the poor lad in the eye. Hilarious to everyone else though, of course :grump:
Then on NYE I humiliated myself again. Ran outside, jumped straight into the waiting car and told the driver where I wanted to go - only it wasn't the taxi we'd ordered and just some random bloke waiting for his mates.
got veery very drunk and ended up having to be carried half the way back to another mates house - and when i did actually walk on my own i fell over and fell into some dog shit
THEN i thought it would be a good idea to take my trousers off in the living room in full view of everyone instead of being clever and doing it in the toilet like a normal person.. so everyone had a really good look at my celulite covered ass
oh yeah, before i got to the house i also bought some chips from the chippy which were in this sort of cone thing made out of newspaper - in my drunkeness i made a hole in the bottom of it and continued to 'search' the cone for chips, at the same time as they were all falling out the bottom of it.
sooo all in all, a pretty bad night!!
bwahaha.. HE'S the man. 14 year old and does not flinch an eyebrow, so there was no way you'd think something was wrong. impressive little lad
LOL! you're relentless. Correct answer would've been, "for you I drive to the end of the world." or if everything else fails, "WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU DO IN MY CAR?!?!?!"
i ran full speed into some french doors once - they were also closed. i landed on my back about 6ft away from the doors.
last sunday i was straightening my hair before i went to work and as i switched them off, i caught them on my hand (they go to 300 degrees). i held them under a cold tap for as long as i could and then i had to go to work. it was still killing so i went to see a first aider. she got some wet tape that contains some burn relief stuff. she had to get it go to around the end of my little finger and then next to my thumb so it was kinda tricky. it wouldn't stick properly so it kept falling off and people kept laughing saying 'who's put that on you?!'. i couldn't work on a checkout so i had to be a one handed shelf-stacker for a few hours. it wasn't easy. :no:
at least in a shitty club no one can make sence or even care of everyone elses stupid pissed up antics. in a local pub, everyone sees everything.
That's made me fucking L.O.L.
so thats 6 pilled up drunken hours i lost. and what did i do? i phoned up the guy i like who was in bed with his phone on silent. apparently i missed called him 25 times and left 3 voicemails wondering where the fuck he was
(hasn't put him off though)
haha aww i'm sure he thought it was quite sweet! in a drunken way.
is it still the one with the penthouse?
If that was a guy doing it to a girl, then all hope would be lost.
Haha! Fo sho.
Erm, I've not made an arse of myself in a wee while actually. The fates pure love me the now. Haha.
Briiiiiiian, you've still to get a pressie from moi.
Haha, I do that all the time. Like, I was so sure Mexican folk spoke Mexican.
Last saturday, getting blind drunk and sleeping with a mate. I can't remember a thing, but he told me I fell off the bed tons.
Plus shagging him the next night, as well, but I'm more ashamed than embarrassed of that.
Need to cut down on the boozing.
Edit.. Oh, and his mother coming in the next day with chips hahahahahaha. I felt like such a slore.
Just copped with this mega fit guy, he was going down the stairs in the club, and i was following him, except i was sliding down on my arse, He came in handy as a crash barrier though. Don't think he realised i went down from top to bottom haha Just as well i was pissed and found it hilarious!
Also, that was the same night I lost my handbag + phone, and woke up in the travel-inn... Had to make my way home in the lastnights tarty gear with no handbag. Didn't help when guys kept whistling at me, Oh the shame!
Also, the gale force winds blew the back of my skirt up and half of Preston saw my french knickers! The men behind kept making jokes and kept going "nice french kickers love"
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At least if you did not a Hong Kongian himself... haha. . . . oh...
well, got to go, you little Kentian
*runs*
i dropped my highlighter lid on the floor, went to pick it down, head butted the desk and spilt my brew
looked like a right fool.
1. Made my boyfriend a big plate of buffet food. Forgot that paper plates are bendy. Held onto the end, turned around, the plate bent in half showering the floor and everyone in the near vincinity with pickled onions, dip and potato salad.
2. Tried to smoke a lit breadstick for about 5 minutes until I was informed that it was not a cigarette
3. Found a packet of fags under the xmas tree and wrongly assumed they were a belated xmas gift from santa. Smoked them all. Turned out they belonged to a very unamused guest who was NOT impressed at having no fags left for the rest of the night
4. Spilled an entire pint of drink on the floor then proceeded to sit in it asking everyone why I had a wet arse
Ooops
and I was like, "hold up a sec, my watch is doing something funny...", while the cinnamon continues to trickle out and make a little cinnamon hill on his knee... when he goes again, "hey MATT, WATCH OUT." and I respond, "thomas, what's so fucking important right this second?" When I see this brown cinnamon gathering looking like a mole hill on his trousers "oh..."
im sure i can come up with more... mhmmmm
/edit: or when I was in Krems, a few days after x-mas my friend treated me to some pizza in a really fine pizzaria. So I went to the toilet said my last goodbyes to the digested pizza when I thought I text my friend georg, because it was my last day in krems, and we could maybe go for a beer or two.
So I texted him. "I'm sitting in Krems finest pizzaria's bog, after a delicious lunch. Even have been to the sauna already today, I haven't even felt that new-born on my own birth. Will be in vienna at 9, you up to anything?"
When the response came back, "Oh hello. Georg is working at the moment, but I will pass the message. sincerely, Klara."
but like I said, they are not really "made an ass off myself", or I would make an ass of myself too often.
I asked a bloke that at work the other day. I was sober too, so dumb!!!
LOL Brill!!