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Worst Compliments?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "You're quite pretty when you brush your hair"



    I brush my hair every day :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "OMG! YOU LOOK LIKE NIKKI FROM BIG BROTHER WOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

    :impissed:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    just remember my friend saying I remind her of Catherine Tate but I think she meant one of the characters! fuck knows who, like.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    youre not as green as you are cabbage looking!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Snow White Queen* wrote:
    No joke. It happened to me twice last night. One guy said to me "you have massive boobs, what are you like? a D?" which annoyed me cuz I'm an E :razz: but anyways, then another guy further on in the night grabbed them and went "you have nice tits" followed by "lets go home - i want to fuck you" :rolleyes: I wasn't impressed and ended up walking away very quickly. I wasn't even wearing anything revealing.

    Just fucks me off tbh. Makes me feel thats the only things guy see in me :(
    You could've said "No I'm a double A" I can imagine the look on his face! :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    "you have big eye balls." --umm..thanks.. awkward much?? is that even a compliment?[FONT="Fixe[COLOR="Black"][/COLOR]dsys"][/FONT]? haha:crazyeyes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    1983 wrote:
    "OMG! YOU LOOK LIKE NIKKI FROM BIG BROTHER WOOOOOOOOOOOOW"

    :impissed:
    i had that once! :o but all my mates were like noooo you don't!!!! thank fuck. i was told a few times though by friends that i reminded them of her personality wise and the way i speak.. only a bit though :s
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Blokes used to come up to me and make suggestions about the damage that I could do to them if I squeezed my thighs together whilst in bed with them. How that's a compliment, I have no idea. I no longer wear short skirts though. Bloody gymnastic legs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I always used to get told how "podgy" I looked by my ex. :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    one of my cousin's posh friends once said "You're not that stupid for an essex girl!" ...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    freeallangels19 wrote:
    I always used to get told how "podgy" I looked by my ex. :grump:
    Similar to what my ex said to me.

    We both used to work together and there was this size 6/8 chick and he always used to stare at her and go "phwooarrr" with his mates in front of me. Told me he wished I looked like her and had her figure. :rolleyes: He told me he'd "do her".
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Snow White Queen* wrote:
    Similar to what my ex said to me.

    We both used to work together and there was this size 6/8 chick and he always used to stare at her and go "phwooarrr" with his mates in front of me. Told me he wished I looked like her and had her figure. :rolleyes: He told me he'd "do her".
    Good thing you got rid of him then...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Snow White Queen* wrote:
    Similar to what my ex said to me.
    He once said I'd got more podgy in the space of a week, yet he was too busy drinking and being a prick to bother seeing me. :rolleyes: He was always perving at the women who worked in the casino as well. I also got told he wasnt going to sleep with me until I'd lost weight as well. I dont think I had sex with him again out of disgust at his attitude.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    bluewisdom wrote:
    Good thing you got rid of him then...
    :yes: Yep.

    All he ever wanted to do was shatter my self esteem and make me feel like shit. Pity it took me 3 years to have the guts to walk away from him.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Snow White Queen* wrote:
    :yes: Yep.

    All he ever wanted to do was shatter my self esteem and make me feel like shit. Pity it took me 3 years to have the guts to walk away from him.

    I hope you sparked him out.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nope :grump:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Snow White Queen* wrote:
    Nope :grump:

    You so should of.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    freeallangels19 wrote:
    He once said I'd got more podgy in the space of a week, yet he was too busy drinking and being a prick to bother seeing me. :rolleyes: He was always perving at the women who worked in the casino as well. I also got told he wasnt going to sleep with me until I'd lost weight as well. I dont think I had sex with him again out of disgust at his attitude.

    Sounds like a real catch. Now that you're finished with him, pass him round :lol::lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    You so should of.
    Ha. I realise that now.

    Didn't have guts at time. I do now although thats no good as I've not seen him since January!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    Sounds like a real catch. Now that you're finished with him, pass him round :lol::lol:
    yeah for a good kickin. what a twat!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    yeah for a good kickin. what a twat!
    One of mates wanted to smack him one when he found out how badly I'd been treated. Who cares? I'm happier then I've been for a long time and the ex is a lonely, friendless, alcoholic gambler.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    rockerchick wrote:
    on saturday some bloke went 'hiya you look nice for a change'

    i wasnt sure if it was a compliment or an insult really:|

    Yeah. That's basically the same as a couple of American friends once said to me, "You scrub up well!"

    When I raised my eyebrows and laughed they turned to each other with confused faces and said, "Why does everyone take that as an insult over here?!?"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My dad said to me yesterday, "that coat makes you look really slim, it takes two stone off you".

    THANKSDAD.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    At that london thing I went to at the stock exchange for youthnets 10th birthday, I remember one of the youthnet staff saying I scrubbed up well.

    Well I do :-P
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