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Masturbation Techniques?

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    risesun123 wrote:
    Find out why masturbation is harmful for your health and many aspects of your life and what you can do to stop it. Read the only step-by-step program available in the world today and you will succeed in ending the habit of masturbation and start enjoying your life to the fullest. check


    :lol:

    you IDIOT. never come back again!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    risesun123 wrote:
    Read the only step-by-step program available in the world today and you will succeed in ending the habit of masturbation and start enjoying your life to the fullest.

    I'm guessing the steps go as follows:

    1. Don't wank.
    2. Repeat step 1.

    Sadly, I enjoy a good ol' tug, so I will not be purchasing the Wankers Anonymous hand book.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    risesun123 wrote:
    Find out why masturbation is harmful for your health and many aspects of your life and what you can do to stop it. Read the only step-by-step program available in the world today and you will succeed in ending the habit of masturbation and start enjoying your life to the fullest. check

    Go and get ebola or something.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    risesun123 wrote:
    ending the habit of masturbation and start enjoying your life to the fullest. [/url]

    Huh?

    Surely a contradiction :confused:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    I don't agree, risesun123, masturbation has allowed me to increase my range and accuracy, so I can now hit girls in the eye from three feet away :thumb:

    :sour:

    Why would you want to stop masterbating? Wheres the fun in NOT doing it?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    - Masturbation destroys your health

    - You waste your valuable time on masturbation

    - Weakens your ability to make money (since you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic content and then masturbating)

    - Destroys your marriage or your relationship with your partner

    - Makes you feel guilty after masturbation (inferiority complex)

    - Prevents you from having better sex with your partner

    - Creates a negative psychology that can affect your business life

    - Prevents you from making your life's dream come true (since you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic content and then masturbating)

    Because everyone who masturbates spends every waking hour doing so (I know I do)...

    I think it makes your sex life better as you build stamina and, especially in the case of females, get to know your body better, what turns you on, what doesn't and it's generally condusive to a better experience about sex.

    What a load of, dare I say it, wank!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My opinion in bold!!
    Masturbation destroys your health Bullshit
    You waste your valuable time on masturbation Of course people masturbate when they should be working, eating, drinking, socialising, spending time with family etc...
    Weakens your ability to make money (since you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic content and then masturbating) Most people don't masturbate instead of working and I doubt people do this 24/7
    Destroys your marriage or your relationship with your partner Only if they don't understand
    Makes you feel guilty after masturbation (inferiority complex) I'm sure the majority don't
    Prevents you from having better sex with your partner Surely all this could apply to sex with a partner
    Creates a negative psychology that can affect your business life Whatever
    Prevents you from making your life's dream come true (since you spend most of your valuable time watching pornographic content and then masturbating) People can masturbate in addition to living life

    In other words what a load of rubbish!!
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    Glad to see you guys aren't swallowing this drivel, but at the same time, I'd rather not give this thread un-deserved status at the top of the sex forum, so let's kiss it goodbye eh xxx
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