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Masturbation Techniques?

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
Hi. I've been a wanker for a long time but recently I've been slightly bored with the conventional style of doing it. Anyway, what I'm asking is what's your favourite way to wank? (For males :P)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why havn't they banned you yet?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Um... why would they have? I'm asking a perfectly valid question...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ask your sister. :D

    different strokes for different folks, mate. just do what feels good for you.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Refreshing_Stephen wrote:
    I've been a wanker for a long time

    :lol:

    You said it bucko.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just a little joke. :D:D:P

    And I don't think I've found my stroke yet. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    When you next have a bath get a really big fly and when you get in pull its wings off. Then put it on your bell end and it runs around and makes you cum.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Is that true??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    oh my god.

    you're multiplying.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    oh my god.

    you're multiplying.

    WTF?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No idea. LMAO! Welcome to the boards BTW!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :shocking: So anyone else got any ideas?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Check out the male G-spot thread!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I looked, but isn't sticking your fingers up your ass a bit gay??
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Aren't you a bit gay?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    We met like 10 minutes ago and already with the insults!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Save the future. Cut it it off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Refreshing_Stephen wrote:
    We met like 10 minutes ago and already with the insults!

    Just saying what everyone was thinking
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Save the future? What do you mean? And you wanna fight 2 Litres?!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Refreshing_Stephen wrote:
    Save the future? What do you mean?

    God forbid you should ever procreate.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Refreshing_Stephen wrote:
    Hi. I've been a wanker for a long time

    Damn you MoK for beating me to that funny, albeit very obvious joke!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How odd, it's as if one person is switching between two different accounts to reply to his own posts... :chin:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i know i am a girl so dont ask me how i found this website but its called jackinworld.com. there are loads of techniques on there. hope i helped. some of them are ones normal people would never have thought of but imagine would of found enjoyable
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    This thread is a year old!!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Can you pleeeeeeeaseeeeee look at the dates on posts before posting!

    Posting in old threads just drags over old ground and I doubt will be much help to the original poster so long after.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    'Specially when they're banned!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    GLX309.jpg

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    WINNER
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Stop Masturbation Now

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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    risesun123 wrote:
    Find out why masturbation is harmful for your health and many aspects of your life and what you can do to stop it. Read the only step-by-step program available in the world today and you will succeed in ending the habit of masturbation and start enjoying your life to the fullest. check
    Get fucked!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I don't agree, risesun123, masturbation has allowed me to increase my range and accuracy, so I can now hit girls in the eye from three feet away :thumb:
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