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worktime masturbation

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
i have recently had urges to masturbate at work and/or in public.anyone have any similar experiences?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dan moody wrote:
    i have recently had urges to masturbate at work and/or in public.anyone have any similar experiences?
    Yeah
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    on a seperate note,while using the public rest room today i noticed a small, but pefectly detailed pornographic picture of my manager in biro on the back of the door,maybe this would acount for my random masturbation?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dan moody wrote:
    on a seperate note,while using the public rest room today i noticed a small, but pefectly detailed pornographic picture of my manager in biro on the back of the door,maybe this would acount for my random masturbation?
    or your random bs trolling!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    also she talks about sex all the time,and says when she becomes aroused,her clit gets so big that she becomes a woman holding a giant clit.i dunno if she is joking or not but this certainly adds to my urges.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    are you serious?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    she comes out with these little sayings all the time,she is 43,but i think she fancies me,should i tell her to leave her husband?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no, I mean are you pratting about?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no im being deadly serious
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dan moody wrote:
    she comes out with these little sayings all the time,she is 43,but i think she fancies me,should i tell her to leave her husband?

    Yes. Your random little boy urge to whack one off in the toilet clearly means she wants you too, and will obviously listen to you when you tell her to leave her husband.
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Roffle at this thread.

    You brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for the entertainment :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    no need to get sarcastic mate,if i wanted sarcasm i would go to my kids
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dan moody wrote:
    no need to get sarcastic mate,if i wanted sarcasm i would go to my kids

    Well what did you expect us to say?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    something a little more ept,to help me with my situation
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Well for your questions no, just because she tells you the size of her clit dosnt mean she fancies you............she might just be looking for a quick shag by he sounds of it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loved Up Blonde wrote:
    Well for your questions no, just because she tells you the size of her clit dosnt mean she fancies you............she might just be looking for a quick shag by he sounds of it.
    You have made me heart broken saying that. :crying:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Nobody else gets these urges, I think you are a danger to society and if you listen carefully you'll be able to hear the men coming now to take you to Broadmoor. I'll be sure to send you some soap-on-a-rope to avoid any nmore bathtime fun.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    find the nearest tall building and jump off it mate
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I get these urges 24/7, then again Im fueled by testosterone. :cool:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    do you mean you just get horny in work and feel the need for a wank? or does the idea of wanking in public turn you on? because that is not normal - its perverted.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    yes, when i'm sat at the checkout i often have the urge to put my hand underneath the top and have a fiddle whilst thinking about what i want to do with the courgette that is slowly but surely making it's way down the conveyor belt.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i just get urges,particularly when i am around this woman at work,and she drives a short wheel based land rover defender 110 which is a bonus
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lucifer devil wrote:
    yes, when i'm sat at the checkout i often have the urge to put my hand underneath the top and have a fiddle whilst thinking about what i want to do with the courgette that is slowly but surely making it's way down the conveyor belt.
    O'rly?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's quite common for guys to masturbate where they work actually. I have a repulsion against public loos though, so could never do it.

    It may well be a dismissable offense. So you've got kids, she's got a husband, but you're both horny? Seems like a bad idea to me. But then again, most of the time people do it anyway then regret it later. So :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    HIT wrote:
    O'rly?

    Oh god dont bring that saying back :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Haha troll! :mad: ;)

    Yeh obviously when you get horny in public you might think "fuck I wouldn't mind a wank now" but sure you never act on it, well I don't anyway!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dan moody wrote:
    find the nearest tall building and jump off it mate

    Fine, I won't get you the soap on a rope.

    You'll be sorry when Ian and Peter tell you to bend over like a good little boy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dan moody wrote:
    short wheel based land rover defender 110 which is a bonus

    That a magic one then?!?

    Quick crash course for you:

    the number after defender refers to the wheel separation.

    90s are the short wheel base ones
    110s are the big ones
    (130s are massive but there aren't many around.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Kermit wrote:
    Fine, I won't get you the soap on a rope.

    You'll be sorry when Ian and Peter tell you to bend over like a good little boy.

    :lol: I love these random troll threads.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    dan moody wrote:
    no need to get sarcastic mate,if i wanted sarcasm i would go to my kids

    You've got kids? Hmmmm ... so much for evolution.
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    **helen****helen** Deactivated Posts: 9,235 Supreme Poster
    dan moody wrote:
    also she talks about sex all the time,and says when she becomes aroused,her clit gets so big that she becomes a woman holding a giant clit.i dunno if she is joking or not but this certainly adds to my urges.

    Firstly, your manager is clearly behaving inappropriately by having these kinds of conversations with you and it strikes me as an abuse of her authority, especially if it is affecting your ability to think clearly or do your job.

    Secondly, it's worth taking a look at this article on sex in public and be aware that it's in your interests, and other people's of course, to keep masturbation as a private act.

    If you're concerned about your own feelings relating to any of these issues, it might be worth asking your GP for advice. Alternatively, you might find it helpful to speak to an advisor in confidence. Try Supportline: 0208 8554 9004.

    And just as an aside for everyone else, can we please assume that posts are genuine and get in contact with a mod if you suspect someone isn't rather than just posting accusations. Thanks.
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