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i have recently had urges to masturbate at work and/or in public.anyone have any similar experiences?
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Yes. Your random little boy urge to whack one off in the toilet clearly means she wants you too, and will obviously listen to you when you tell her to leave her husband.
You brought tears to my eyes. Thanks for the entertainment :thumb:
Well what did you expect us to say?
It may well be a dismissable offense. So you've got kids, she's got a husband, but you're both horny? Seems like a bad idea to me. But then again, most of the time people do it anyway then regret it later. So :thumb:
Oh god dont bring that saying back
Yeh obviously when you get horny in public you might think "fuck I wouldn't mind a wank now" but sure you never act on it, well I don't anyway!
Fine, I won't get you the soap on a rope.
You'll be sorry when Ian and Peter tell you to bend over like a good little boy.
That a magic one then?!?
Quick crash course for you:
the number after defender refers to the wheel separation.
90s are the short wheel base ones
110s are the big ones
(130s are massive but there aren't many around.
I love these random troll threads.
You've got kids? Hmmmm ... so much for evolution.
Firstly, your manager is clearly behaving inappropriately by having these kinds of conversations with you and it strikes me as an abuse of her authority, especially if it is affecting your ability to think clearly or do your job.
Secondly, it's worth taking a look at this article on sex in public and be aware that it's in your interests, and other people's of course, to keep masturbation as a private act.
If you're concerned about your own feelings relating to any of these issues, it might be worth asking your GP for advice. Alternatively, you might find it helpful to speak to an advisor in confidence. Try Supportline: 0208 8554 9004.
And just as an aside for everyone else, can we please assume that posts are genuine and get in contact with a mod if you suspect someone isn't rather than just posting accusations. Thanks.