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BillieTheBot
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How did you meet your bf/gf?
any chat up lines to go with it?
xxxs
No man is worth your tears, and the one who is wont make you cry.
any chat up lines to go with it?
xxxs
No man is worth your tears, and the one who is wont make you cry.
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Last girlfriend I was at school with but we hated each other. I met up with her again when i got back from uni and for some reason we really liked each other and were together for over a year.
As for chat-up lines, I didn't use on with her cos I met her through her friend. But I did come up with a chat-up line once:
Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gilette?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Cos you look like the best a man can get.
Was reasonably successful considering I aint Brad Pitt!
"Love is chemistry, sex is physics......but kinkyness takes ENGINEERING!!!!"
http://www.faceparty.com/richpoole
"Love is chemistry, sex is physics......but kinkyness takes ENGINEERING!!!!"
http://www.faceparty.com/richpoole
All evil needs to thrive is for good men to sit back and do nothing
Hey BD, what happened with all that advice we posted about that petrol station babe?? She got a b/f?? Or maybe it's the gasmask??
My own story is fairly dull m'fraid, I met my Lady through work, it was supposed to be a one night stand, but turned into an affair which turned into the 16-month relationship I'm in now. Fantastic. No cheesy lines used as I guessed she was the type who didn't like 'em, I just used honesty instead.
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I havent had a chance to try anything yet. It seems like she just works during the day now. Maybe ill take a sick day or summit and go down there <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
"Love is chemistry, sex is physics......but kinkyness takes ENGINEERING!!!!"
http://www.faceparty.com/richpoole
She had just dropped all her bags walking down the platform! I, after laughing at her helped her pick them up and walked her over to a bench. The case I was carrying was real heavy and i asked "U got you ex-b/f in here?"
"aint got one " she replied
"Need a drink?" I contined
and that was that
When his mate went to get the drink he came & sat next to me & we hit it off straight away.
I felt really bad though coz his mate liked me (aparantly still does <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/frown.gif">)
Basically though it went from there!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/smile.gif">
No dodgy chat up lines or anything! Just the way i like it!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/biggrin.gif">
i've had some funny chat up lines though. this guy in a club once (my bf was in the club at the time) informed me i was a "sexy laaaaydeee" ... it was all i could do to stop cracking up there and then. i've had those persistent types that just grab you and try and FORCE you to kiss them... er i dont think so somehow, even if i thought they were even remotely attractive!
i guess there's a reason why the people i've been out with have been through the internet and not the weirdos i meet in clubs <IMG alt="image" SRC="http://www.thesite.org/ubb/tongue.gif">
Him: Have you ever had an Australian kiss?
Me: What's an Australian kiss?
Him: Well have you heard of the French kiss?
Me: Uh, yea...
Him: Well it's the same as the French kiss but down under...
He was Australian and it made me laugh but sadly for him I still went home by myself...
Don't get me wrong though vegatables are excellant too as are all the fauna of our glorious planet!
So praise fruit and listen to hard rock theres my message...especially offspring!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
an intimate and romantic venue:
rock city, nottingham.
nearly 5 years ago..eek
sorry, but what the hell's this got to do with meeting bfs/gfs??!
Her: "This doesnt look like science homework!"
Me: "Err... Biology?"
That was three years ago! xxx
ME: In your dreams
Him: You will be tonight
ME: fuck off.
so he did.....and then week later saw him at pub, had the best time just talking to him and 2 months and 2 weeks later here we are :-) totally in love.
its class.
-moogs
I met my boyfriend through the internet, he's american and I'm irish. We started talking a year and half ago in May, we wrote many emails, eventually talked on the phone and that summer he came to visit me all the way from America. So after a year and 4 mths together I will be going over to america to spend christmas with him and his parents.
It actually works!!
And our first kiss was just like what you see in the movies !
We're planning someday soon for me to move over to America to be with him.
No chat up lines were used... If they had i don't think i would have taken him seriously. Us women really rnt in2 them as far as i know anyway!!!
Like the other bloke on here that met his Gf at a train station,... all the best relationships start where trains are involved!! <IMG alt="image" SRC="wink.gif" border="0">
[ 11-12-2001: Message edited by: Tairrie ]
it worked, and here we are nearly nine months on <IMG alt="image" SRC="smile.gif" border="0"> bizarre.
You smell nice, have you been sick
Im a carpet layer fancy a shag
if you dont fancy sex can you lay down while i do
haha.
Ditto
Girl-from-Mars, it is the duty of anyone who knows the truth to share it with the others; flyonwall loves fruit, knows it's essential to human chemistry, so you should mark his words, and think of how to bring fruit on your planet.
Four months on, we're still together (despite living an hour and a half apart) and are going on holiday together over the new year!
most of the guys ive had (and my current b/f) ive met either at the bus/train station or at the park-no drugs <IMG alt="image" SRC="eek.gif" border="0"> (most of the time) no alcohol <IMG alt="image" SRC="tongue.gif" border="0"> .......which means i know im getting someone who looks as i see them (not a rough kid that looks fine cos im pissed!)but how the hell i have the nerve i dont know.also chat up lines are a no no!! they are sooo corny!!
love ya all
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