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need cheering up
Former Member
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hi just asked this girl out. fucked it up and she said no. at least i think she did. she seemd pretty apathetic. anyway i need cheering up up. anyone got any jokes or anything.
thanks
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Because there were no chickens in those days.
Boom boom. :thumb:
Sorry
Happy got out so they all felt Grumpy.
This old man goes to the doctor's.
"Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."
"So what's the problem?"
"I can't remember where I live."
no. why?
www.corporateoppression.com
Nothing because he might take a fence.
ba dom tish
ha ha i could listen to that all day
Those are good. :thumb:
He had to buy a herring-aid.
What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?
No thanks, I'm stuffed.
What do sneezes wear on their feet?
Ahhh-shoes.
What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?
An animal that talks your head off.
What happens when a T-Rex bites you?
You get a dino-sore.
What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?
Tally hohoho!
What kind of monkey can fly?
A hot air baboon.
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch.
What did the tree say to the mountain?
Stop peaking at me.
What did the finger say to the thumb?
I'm in glove with you.
How do you make a peanut laugh?
You crack it up.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
They use honeycombs.
How do you make a witch itch?
Take away her W.
So terrible it makes you smile!