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need cheering up

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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hi just asked this girl out. fucked it up and she said no. at least i think she did. she seemd pretty apathetic. anyway i need cheering up up. anyone got any jokes or anything.

thanks

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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Why did the dinosaur cross the road?




















































    Because there were no chickens in those days.

    Boom boom. :thumb:

    Sorry :(
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    Seriously, here is the llama song. It'll make you smile. Make sure you put your volume on, though.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The seven dwarves were in the bath feeling happy.

    Happy got out so they all felt Grumpy.

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    briggi wrote:
    The seven dwarves were in the bath feeling happy.

    Happy got out so they all felt Grumpy.

    :p

    :D

    This old man goes to the doctor's.

    "Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long."

    "So what's the problem?"

    "I can't remember where I live."
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Do you have MSN hazell?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Fiend_85 wrote:
    Do you have MSN hazell?

    no. why?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html hehehe

    www.corporateoppression.com
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    what should you do if you see someone stealing your gate?

    Nothing because he might take a fence.

    ba dom tish
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    littlemissy wrote:
    Seriously, here is the llama song. It'll make you smile. Make sure you put your volume on, though.

    ha ha i could listen to that all day :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html hehehe

    www.corporateoppression.com

    Those are good. :thumb:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Did you hear about the fish that went deaf?
    He had to buy a herring-aid.

    What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?
    No thanks, I'm stuffed.

    What do sneezes wear on their feet?
    Ahhh-shoes.

    What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?
    An animal that talks your head off.

    What happens when a T-Rex bites you?
    You get a dino-sore.

    What does Santa say when he goes fox hunting?
    Tally hohoho!

    What kind of monkey can fly?
    A hot air baboon.

    How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
    With a pumpkin patch.

    What did the tree say to the mountain?
    Stop peaking at me.

    What did the finger say to the thumb?
    I'm in glove with you.

    How do you make a peanut laugh?
    You crack it up.

    Why do bees have sticky hair?
    They use honeycombs.

    How do you make a witch itch?
    Take away her W.

    :D So terrible it makes you smile!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    youre right, i can't stop laughing. sort of. cheers
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