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The most surprising (or should that be desperate?!) was about four years ago when I worked at a local restaurant and got paid in cash every week. One week I'd spend the money and the other I would bank it, so I got into quite a routine of going into the bank every fortnight at the same time. I was there one time and the guy at the counter (who I'd seen loads of time before) started making chit-chat about where the money was from and I ended up telling where I worked (it wasn't too strange a question at the time!) then left and thought nothing more about it....
The next day he turned up at the restaurant and asked for my number! Eeeeekk!! I was 18 at the time and he was 26. Nothing came of it because I felt he was too old for me and he was a bit full on in his txts. From then on, I got my mum to bank my wages for me!
Well, kinda......
Sadly, I'm a gentleman and would never kiss and tell
As for people arsing about, I get it enough. Flirting is fun.
A group of lads shouted ARE YOU SINGLE from across the road. Naturally I gave them all a blowjob instantly.
omg you HUSSY.
I hope you brushed your teeth between each one!
I like savour eclectic spermz
(ew..went too far with that one)
Well i've been sitting here waiting for my kiss
to you too.
Same goes i'm afraid. You can guarantee if my friends and i go anywhere it's always me that ends up with the token village idiot latching on. One of my male friends said it's because i come across as aloof and unapproachable and most of the decent menfolk are scared off and that leaves only the lunatics or arrogant bastards with the balls to come over. I'm trying to remember the last time i was chatted up. I think it was in a shopping centre by the Paintballing display man from the army. Unfortunately after talking to him for 5 minutes i realised a Canadian village must be missing their idiot...
Phwoar. If I was single he would've got it and but good.
But of course, to balance things out, Stephen was chatted up by a 16 year old celebrator of GCSE results in knee high socks (grr) and I was also cornered in the pub by two old men in matching panama hats and stripy ties.
Oh yeah, I've still got it
I was just talking back to her, being a nice old fellow, and oblivious to what was actually going on, she thought she had something going, until i asked her to leave me to do my job.
Ha ha ha.
I would lie and say he pulled it off merely because he was suave and debonair but really it was a lot to do with the fact that he is almost certainly a heavenly being and I am not even exagerrating one little bit. If he was ugly and boring I'd probably have pointed and laughed. Ah, the fickle nature of we women-folk
*hoping someone will be along soon to call me a soulless, vapid, typical female* :hyper:
Bit harsh! Lower standards in future, please... no wonder you haven't got a girlfriend :razz:
1. It doesnt seem so special getting chatted up anymore, its like the shine has been taken off it
2. Sorta might have got myself involved with someone who works for the company
3. Mind your own business, i'll PM you if your box isnt full