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Q. Llamas, ducks, or poopsicles?
United States
A. your the guy who told me to "I would suggest posting questions about poopsicles and llamas on here to pass the time. Also try: http://vbulletin.thesite.org, where everyone is obsessed with QuestionSwap ." arnt you.....
United Kingdom
He did say he had insomnia ;o.
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The socks of a Legless man. So I wouldn't be worn at all by smelly ass feet, and I could pimp as many lady socks as I could find in the drawer for as long as I existed.
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No, and Napoleon Dynamite is a fucking stupid movie.
Greece
A. IT WOULD QUACK INS ZOMBIE ASS TO SALVATION
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A. Nothing much, dude. I just got back from a night of drinking and smoking the ol' ganja, and now I've got some Flaming Lips playing and some pizza goin' on.
Actually...actually, I woke at 2, went online, walked the dog for an hour and a half, then came home, made myself ramen, read a book on speed reading, went back to bed, and woke at 2 am to R. Paul Martin & Pickles of the North discussing the Mid-East crisis.
Tommorow, I shall booze and smoke like the filthy hippy I am.
United States
A. Then, suddenly...
DAVID HASSLEHOFF, OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE!
United States
Oh Dear!
Q. Why, why, why Delilah?
United States
A. She likes cock, it seems.
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Q. As I slowly thrust my long, thick penis into your awaiting lips, I tilt my head back with a long, loud moan, my fingers curling in your hair as I buck my hips firmly against your face. I'm starting to cum. What do you do?
Include email address in reply if you want more.
United States
A. Oh yes baby, I want more:
My email is support@microsoft.com
Greece
Pity I didn't have Gates' own email address....
I miss it :crying:
QUESTION SWAP IS BACK!!! :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: :hyper:
Greece
A. Maybe, but he's not as hot as Ada Wong. Rowr.
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Q. C or C++?
Greece
A. c++.
United Kingdom
United Kingdom
A. Hmmm.
I'm tempted to say Polar bear. 'Cos while a lion is a viscious and powerful beast it doesn't have the weight and height advantage of a polar bear.
But then the lion could get one over on the polar bear because the bear would bound to get really sweaty (it's used to the cold) and it's only been used to fighting seals...not lions.
United Kingdom
What type of people reply to question using all CAPITAL LETTERS?
Answer:
Those who like to yell at you.
United Kingdom
A. profit?
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A. I want to love it, but...I'm...I'm just scared
United Kingdom
If so my heart belongs to you!!
I'll try to find my answer!
Q. Ok, OK! who would win out of a super spider or a panther?
United Kingdom
A. Lol! Is this Char Baby? I reckon the super spider would tickle the panther with all his eight super legs and the panther would laugh so much that they would make friends and stop trying to kill each other.
United Kingdom
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