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United States
A. No not really. Apart from the fact i was kindanapped by two japanness gangsters, they ripped my limbs off and fed them to a half cyborg duck, and then aired me on a T.V programme called "The crippled".
United Kingdom
United States
A. If in my car, I flick them out the window. If in someone else's car, I flick them on the floor or wipe them under the seat, depending on how juicy they are. Drier ones flick better, wet ones usually have to be wiped. If inside my house I use a tissue or rinse down a sink. Someone else's house or another building, I use the closest, most convenient place -- under or behind a chair, down the sink, on the carpet, whatever.
United States
I hope that person never rides in my car
United Kingdom
A. Pesky Americans. Shoo!!! Nuke yourselves.
United Kingdom
United Kingdom
A. Yes. I've seen him do it.
United States
United States
A. maaaan, necrophelia is a sick perversion, and you need to get yourself checked dude, but if you need a hand. one full moon ...and someone to film it cool, aslong as its so old its lost its smell
United Kingdom
All we are saying, is give pizza chants?
United Kingdom
A. Me..
United States
Q. What would ou do with your money if you won the lottery?
United States
A. Invest it and make more money. Then I'd buy an island and declare it a separate country, with myself as a hard but benevolent leader. I would secretly build an army of super soldiers and then, when the time was right, wage war upon the unsuspecting world. My victory would be swift and brutal. You may kiss the feet of your future overlord, it may earn you my mercy.
United Kingdom
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oh, defanatly!! ewww. who doesn't??? that's just nasty. wow. i bet you can totally tell my gender. lol
Greece
A. shark cuz they are kickass
New Zealand
United States
A. By putting down your big sack of dodgy pictures?
United Kingdom
Q. Why don't more bands play freebird? Give us some skynyrd man!
United Kingdom
A. No idea what freebird is. And no idea what "shynyrd" is or means.
Greece
Gosh, no one understands cover band jokes...
My scalp is so itchy! Any good tips on how to stop it itching?
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Head and shoulders? Take a shower?
Well, freebird is a song by Lynryrd Skynryrd. Every cover band ever learns it at some point, so it's a total cliche to actually play it. But there are a very, very vocal minority of punters who really want to hear freebird.
So, at a lot of gigs, you'd get drunk people shouting "Play freebird! Give us some Skynyrd!". So now people shout it to be 'ironic'.
I sometimes forget that not everyone hangs around American muso forums.
Q. Is it ever appropriate to head butt a camel?
United Kingdom
A. perhaps if the camel was coming on a little too strong, then yes.
United Kingdom
How can I stop myself thinking about sex all the time? (I am female)
United Kingdom
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Take up meditation...works for me!
To girls:
I just started masturbating recently(I'm pretty young. 13, actually.). I just play with my clit.
Today I tried to finger myself, but couldn't.
I barely got a part of my pinky fingernail in before I stopped.
It burned like hell and I felt no pleasure.
What am I doing wrong?
I replied:
Assuming you are for real and not just some pervy old man...
This is perfectly normal for someone who has never done it before. Just keep practising and take your time. Avoid sex toys (like vibrators etc) whilst you are still a virgin too as these are rumoured to ruin you for the real thing.
Good luck.
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