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make me smile

BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
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I have received yet another two rejections for jobs, to add to my mountain of rejections I have already received AND i have been sent home sick so will miss out on money...do your best and make me SMILE please!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q: Why does Rupert the Bear wear yellow and black chequered trousers?

    A: Because he's a fucking twat.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You've been sent home sick so you dont get paid?
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    bongbudda wrote:
    You've been sent home sick so you dont get paid?
    yeah its only temping, so sickness pay isnt in my contract which is a bit shit, so its about £25 ive missed out on, thats a pair of shoes!

    and yeah that worked turlough...know anymore?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Q. What do you call a frozen poo on a stick??

    A. a plopsicle

    Q.Why should you not pick on a dwarf with no A levels?

    A.Becase it's not big and its not clever
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Why did the horse win the Nobel Prize?

    Because he was out-standing in his field.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lol

    hopefully my wee story made you smile!!
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    haha, and yeah z01, it did, little cutie pie!!
    so now, if someone can give me a training contract to be a lawyer, and the money i have missed out on from work, all will be super dandy and duper!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Surely you mean a poopsicle?



    :lol:

    :yes: most definatly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sophia wrote:
    Surely you mean a poopsicle?

    Not my jokes, I'm just copying and pasting them from a website.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What's white and can't climb trees?

    A fridge!

    What's white wears checked trousers and can't climb trees?

    Rupert The Fridge.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Q: Why does Rupert the Bear wear yellow and black chequered trousers?

    A: Because he's a fucking twat.

    :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


    a stick
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Q: Why does Rupert the Bear wear yellow and black chequered trousers?

    A: Because he's a fucking twat.

    :lol:

    Def the funniest one!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    http://www.kurilka.com/cards/aircrash.jpg

    http://www.ifoundbob.com/bblog/uploads/farside.jpg
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    my_name wrote:
    http://www.kurilka.com/cards/aircrash.jpg

    http://www.ifoundbob.com/bblog/uploads/farside.jpg
    i dont get it! :confused: please explain to a thick little emma!

    haha i am the second one!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    i dont get it! :confused: please explain to a thick little emma!

    haha i am the second one!!

    :lol:

    Theres humping skeletons in the cockpit of the plane, for the first one.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    my_name wrote:
    :lol:

    Theres humping skeletons in the cockpit of the plane, for the first one.
    :blush: i am thinking of dying my hair brown you know, on the off chance a few brain cells will appear with it!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    From experience, brown isn't any better :p
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    my_name wrote:
    From experience, brown isn't any better :p
    well we can be the world's dippiest lawyers babes!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    well we can be the world's dippiest lawyers babes!

    Allright! Finally, a goal in life ;)


    Though Ed tells me of the lawyer at his job who is by far the biggest moron ever.
    though theres a big difference between dippy and just a moron :p
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    my_name wrote:
    Allright! Finally, a goal in life ;)


    Though Ed tells me of the lawyer at his job who is by far the biggest moron ever.
    though theres a big difference between dippy and just a moron :p
    morons is not the aim, and i do not wish to be one, but dippy i think should be our ambition!

    we can be nice lawyers, who havent got much sense :p but if we work together we will become the perfect lawyer!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    :lol: Nice pics myname.

    And, www.b3ta.com

    Never fails to raise a smile. And allow me to present my first b3ta picture.

    Also, this.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    get in bed and eat some cheese, that should cheer you up a bit darling!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    No you didn't say please:razz:
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    koe_182 wrote:
    get in bed and eat some cheese, that should cheer you up a bit darling!!!
    i dont fancy cheese (I know :shocking: )but im already in bed...doesnt help that kids tv is actually shit nowadays!
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Tweety wrote:
    No you didn't say please:razz:
    pretty pretty please with a cherry on top tweety my sweetie!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bunny_0_ wrote:
    i dont fancy cheese (I know :shocking: )but im already in bed...doesnt help that kids tv is actually shit nowadays!

    you? not fancying cheese? you must be ill! hehe

    shame your silly hospital show isnt on. that'd cheer you up.
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    koe_182 wrote:
    you? not fancying cheese? you must be ill! hehe

    shame your silly hospital show isnt on. that'd cheer you up.
    its not silly! i like it, and it makes my sunday mornings...you like it too, dont deny it! a snuggle, hospital and breakfast in bed...that would make me very happy actually!
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    BunnieBunnie Posts: 6,099 Master Poster
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    :lol: Nice pics myname.

    And, www.b3ta.com

    Never fails to raise a smile. And allow me to present my first b3ta picture.

    Also, this.
    ill say well done on the picture hun, but im not very good with things like that, so it looks good to me!! :D
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