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United States
A. No question has me stumped. I am Chuck Norris.
United States
well it is the waste time thread, you could erm, waste some time doing it :yes:
Greece
A. Have you tried zip ties? They work wonders for everything else.
United States
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Q. Have you ever, while being awake, ended up in some place without knowing how, and possibly went back without knowing how either?
Greece
A. Actually, yeah, once.
Canada
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Q. Ever seen a chupacabra?
Greece
A. Yes, there is a migrant worker here that I believe to be the chupacabra.
Especially since she brings a live goat to work for lunch everyday, then procedes to suck it (blood) dry.
United States
United Kingdom
A. Marcellus Wallace looks like a bitch.
United States
United Kingdom
A. Tony Blair knows Cliff Richard?! Dude is CONNECTED! Does he know Bobby Davro too? I can imagine those three having tickle fights.
United Kingdom
United Kingdom
A. African or European?
United Kingdom
Q. Why do under water farts smell better?
United Kingdom
A. They don't
United States
Q. If I offered you a million pounds, would you fellate a smurf?
United Kingdom
A. Smurfs don't exist. Well, my bird looks like one, thought. But if they would exist, I'm not sure.
Iceland
United Kingdom
A. One is a large black bird with a straight bill and long wedge-shaped tail, a member of the crow family; the other is an item of office furniture, similar in size and shape to a table, that one sits and to write letters.
United Kingdom
Q. How do you solve a problem like Sophia?
United Kingdom
A. She sounds like a real bitch - I say the soloution should include a big knife, a hefty bag and a remote location
United States
United Kingdom
A. yes i do anyway. it looks really cute!
i love guys, they are awesome! sexy monkey! ;p
New Zealand
I think I've pulled.
Greece
A. sorry that is wrong
United Kingdom
I wonder what they meant; that it couldn't happen, or that it's not a nice thing to think about?
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Q. What is the difference between God and a lawyer?
Greece
A. God doesn't think he's a lawyer?
United Kingdom
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Q. What do you do if your dog's tongue gets trapped in a VCR?
Greece
A. Chop it off, he'll be fine without it. He might not be able to keep his balls as clean as he'd like though, so you might have to help there.
United Kingdom
see, I told you!
Q. What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
United Kingdom
A. oops ask your mum to stop sucking my dick
so I asked......
Q. Mum, will you stop sucking the dick of the guy who answered my question?
United Kingdom
A. YOU FUCKING WORTHLESS MORON PIECE OF SHIT!
United States
Issues!
Greece
A. christ i dunno. i'm a girl for one thing.
United Kingdom
Who told her that being a girl means you don't play games?
I cant think of any good questions recently, everytime i try to its always something to do with poopsicles or llamas. Or poopsicles and llamas
Greece
A. if they were weaker than my brother, id save them..like women and children..plus my bro would help me to save em" coz he is made of fire
United States
I was expecting an honest answer, but what can you do...
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Last one for tonight...
Q. "The Undreaming is unchained." Do you know where that phrase is from?
Greece
A. to the dude that replied to my message about bartending class im not actually attending the class im just sitting here being bored
United States
Great.
why do men have nipples
The following answer has just been sent to you;
After conception the developing embryo follows a female template. It's only after six to eight weeks that the effect of a gene on the Y chromosome kicks in for boy embryos. This gene stimulates the production and influence of hormones such as testosterone, which 'masculinise' the embryo by altering physical development to form male features. Nipples, however, are formed before this masculinisation process takes place, and nothing that goes on later reverses this. So the story that God made Eve from Adam's rib got it the wrong way round. Men are but modified females.
Wow
I did, and got a fool.
Q. I know why men have nipples when they don't need them, so don't confuse my question with that.
Mine is: Why are humans the only species, as far as I know, that this happens to? Male cats or dogs don't have nipples, what is so different in humans than all other mammals?
Greece
A. youre a leib
Canada
Greece
A. cos all the gays would cum on the pages
United Kingdom
Weird...
Q. Chuck Norris or The Hoff?
United States
A. Neither. Jim V all the way.
PS - hi Lea Where is everybody tonight? I'm bored shitless and thesite is so quiet:(
United Kingdom