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My ass hurts...
Former Member
Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in General Chat
Because of some occurence today my ass hurts and now it's YOUR JOB to guess why!
You can ask any kind of questions, to which I am only alowed to answer Yes/No, to help with the guessing.
The one who has the answer first gets an e-cookie.
I will bump it tomorrow, because I am leaving now.
see ya.
You can ask any kind of questions, to which I am only alowed to answer Yes/No, to help with the guessing.
The one who has the answer first gets an e-cookie.
I will bump it tomorrow, because I am leaving now.
see ya.
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both wrong.
No.
No, it's summer here.
After being knocked out by a falling paint can, you woke up to find Culkin standing in a police uniform, telling a large sweaty man to "Wake the gimp". After being tied up, bent over and anally ravaged, the boxer who'd fucked you over the night before by not taking a dive, stormed in and slashed Culkin and Co with a samurai sword. You then made ominous threats about blow torches and genitals.
Am I close?
Classic!
You didn't pay for something you ate/drank and was kicked out of the place?
No, Thunderstruck this should be NOT in the sex forum.
No, not animal related.
No, No woman included.
remotebleeper is a bit closer, just think in bigger proportions.
Infinite, errr.... *thinks for 5 minutes for a witty retort* ehhh.... No.
@lea_uk: right this moment I wish I had one.
The rest is wrong too. it involves no other people.
No. Neither in the one sense nor in the other...
i give you a few hints. It wasn't a lot of little beats (like riding a horse), it was one big (actually two times a really big impact). I am talking about kneeing on my computer chair, because I cannot sit.
I dunno why but i found that really funny
You got hit by a car?
the second is not too bad. The height is about right.
You never know with some people.
I knew someone was going to end up saying that lol