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My ass hurts...

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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loved Up Blonde wrote:
    I knew someone was going to end up saying that lol

    It was there for the taking really wasn't it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    LacyMay wrote:
    It was there for the taking really wasn't it.

    True, i was really surprised that no one had said it way before you
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lea_uk wrote:
    You've had an arse replacement?

    :lol: Does such a thing exist?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Loved Up Blonde wrote:
    Fell from a tree?

    Not too bad.

    I did it on purpose, but the action that resulted in a sore ass wasn't planned.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    big wedgie
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheSovereign wrote:
    big wedgie

    No...

    Little hint: H²O
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    hurt yourself diving or on a water slide?
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Dived into the sea from a rock but fell with your butt, which didn't break the water's surface?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You slipped in the shower/bath?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ermm erm erm erm erm you jumped from a tree into a pool but you hurt your butt in the process?

    Damn i need to win!!!!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sofie wrote:
    :lol: Does such a thing exist?
    Not sure but I thought it sounded quite funny.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    did you bend over to pick up a bar of soap?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ButtonMoon wrote:
    did you bend over to pick up a bar of soap?

    ...And then got ass raped?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    Dived into the sea from a rock but fell with your butt, which didn't break the water's surface?

    I think Indrid cold is nearest, sorry Loved Up Blonde.

    Well, I jumped from the U6 bridge into the Donau. It's about 8 metres and I made an ass-splash.

    Now hold on: I jumped a second time and made KIND of a second ass-splash. Some people just don't learn.

    It's getting better tho :)

    Hope I killed a bit of your boring time with it.
    see ya next time.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    I think Indrid cold is nearest, sorry Loved Up Blonde.

    Well, I jumped from the U6 bridge into the Donau. It's about 8 metres and I made an ass-splash.

    Now hold on: I jumped a second time and made KIND of a second ass-splash. Some people just don't learn.

    It's getting better tho :)

    Hope I killed a bit of your boring time with it.
    see ya next time.

    dam it!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    StrubbleS wrote:
    I think Indrid cold is nearest, sorry Loved Up Blonde.

    Well, I jumped from the U6 bridge into the Donau. It's about 8 metres and I made an ass-splash.

    Now hold on: I jumped a second time and made KIND of a second ass-splash. Some people just don't learn.

    It's getting better tho :)

    Hope I killed a bit of your boring time with it.
    see ya next time.
    I said going in water and hurting yourself before he/she (sorry, i dont know!) did!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote:
    I said going in water and hurting yourself before he/she (sorry, i dont know!) did!

    I suggest table dance (if indrid is a girl). The winner takes it all...

    let me just put a jury together.

    on a serious note. Well, you were technically not wrong, but it was still a bit wishy-washy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ButtonMoon wrote:
    did you bend over to pick up a bar of soap?

    :lol:

    Should have bought soap on a rope.

    On a side note, while looing for pictures of soap on a rope, as I thought it would add a bit of pizzaz, I found soap on a rope in the shape of a penis, "pecker soap on a rope," pussy and boobs. Its good to see the sex industry is promoting cleanliness.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    StrubbleS wrote:
    I suggest table dance (if indrid is a girl). The winner takes it all...
    I'm not. But I'm all for having Vicky dance. :p
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