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Flatmates from Hell
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This guy would regularly wake me up by puking very loudly in the bathroom next door at 2am and I would often find him passed out in the morning, sometimes with a fag butt (complete with 1'' ash) in his hand balanced precariously over his cheap flammable seventies sofa.
Sometimes there would be a pizza left in the oven all night, by now shrunken to a tiny charcoal disc.
Sucha twat...
‘nough said
Bad Boy Pete
There is no lower life form than the one who steals your chocolate!
I once lived in a flat upstairs from a dodgy scouser who kept letting himself in to stash things in the communal loft.
i didn't see it but i did see the trailers for it. and boy would it be awful to have jo brand as a flatmate.
Love from the ChunkyMonkey
Perhaps you should be a bit nicer to your flat mate. What's wrong with underwear in pasta. You are clearly anally retentive and it is obvious to me that you are strangely obsessed with cleanliness. Your over-attention to hygiene has brought out the animal instincts in your flat mate. She is marking her territory in an attempt to eradicate the impersonal atmosphere create by yourself. Learn to share your home and she will reward you with her friendship. What's wrong with the odd smelly dice between friends?
the moved in the house in the november.
by the december the kitchen was a disaster area worthy of a bio hazard notice!
they cooked a turkey for xmas, and the carcass was there come easter!!!!
the worst i think was when one of the guys ahd been cutting up speed on the video (the only flat surface in the house) when the other guy brought a girl home - a trainee police officer!!! they managed to convince her tha tit was caster sugar from a cae they had been cooking, and he had to put his week's worth of speed over a cake!!!
the moved in the house in the november.
by the december the kitchen was a disaster area worthy of a bio hazard notice!
they cooked a turkey for xmas, and the carcass was there come easter!!!!
the worst i think was when one of the guys ahd been cutting up speed on the video (the only flat surface in the house) when the other guy brought a girl home - a trainee police officer!!! they managed to convince her tha tit was caster sugar from a cae they had been cooking, and he had to put his week's worth of speed over a cake!!!
You have an unhealthy interest in this person. Only a stalker would know how and where his victim peed. Move on pal - only Jack Russells sniff plants.
The thing is, she was actually really messy - I was always clearing up after her as I got in earlier each day. Only when she moved out did she discover that it wasn't the fairies doing the washing up. Her house was a tip last time I saw it.
Basdicaly......
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