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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    -What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?
    -Its shadow.

    -How do you know when an elephant is under your bed?
    -Your nose touches the ceiling.

    -How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refridgerator?
    -From the footprints on the butter.

    -What did Jonny say when he saw an elephant come?
    -"Look, an elephant is coming!"

    -What did Jonny say when he saw an elephant with sunglasses come?
    -Nothing. He didn't recognize it.

    -Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
    -So they can hide behind poppies.

    -I've never seen an elephant behind a poppy.
    -See how well they hide?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do you call a man with a paper bag on is head?

    Russell.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Q: How do you stop an elephant from charging?
    A: Take away his credit cards.

    Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
    A: The same middle name.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

    Doug.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    MoonArcanum wrote:
    What do you call a man with a shovel on his head?

    Doug.
    Is there something I should know that I don't? I'm not getting these. Unless it's as simple as "the answer is a random name".
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Indrid Cold wrote:
    Is there something I should know that I don't? I'm not getting these. Unless it's as simple as "the answer is a random name".

    It's a play on words like Doug/Dug
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Rachael wrote:
    It's a play on words like Doug/Dug
    Oh! Right, hehe. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I never get jokes but I seem to have been lucky..so far
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Shut the fuck up it was only a joke no need to cry!
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Haha.

    I know a joke. Zella and Stargalaxy are getting married. HAHAHAHA!!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    whats the smelliest sport?



    ping pong!!!!


    yes that is sooooooooooooooooooooo bad!haha
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    knock knock
    Whos there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    knock knock
    Whos there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    knock knock
    Whos there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    knock knock
    Whos there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    knock knock
    Whos there?
    Banana
    Banana who?

    knock knock
    Whos there?
    Orange
    Orange who?
    Orange you glad i didnt say banana!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    Haha.

    I know a joke. Zella and Stargalaxy are getting married. HAHAHAHA!!!

    stfu

    I know a good one. JsT eats to much pie and goes POP!
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    404
    Sorry, page not found.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Teh_Gerbil wrote:
    Knock Knock
    Who's there?
    404
    Sorry, page not found.
    i feel such a geek for laughing at that :lol:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    icey wrote:
    i feel such a geek for laughing at that :lol:
    Yes. Yes you are...

    But I feel more of a geek for thinking it up. :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Wanna go ride bike?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    childhood favourite

    what do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
    jurassic pork!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my_name wrote:
    How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    Wanna go ride bike?

    Lol. Like that one.

    What is ET short for?















    He's got little legs.
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    This is an old one:
    A woman with a glass eye was sitting in a restaurant. She sneezed at some point, and her eye came flying out of its socket. The man in the next table saw it and caught it before it reached the floor, and gave it back to her. They started talking and ended up going out.
    At some point, he asked her what made her interested in him, and she replied: "You just happened to catch my eye."
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    How many stoners does it take to change a light bulb?

    Nah man... thats missions like. Can't be asred dude... that'd take like, walking downstairs, and finding a bulb, and like bringing it back up, and trying to ttake out the old one and screw it in... and like, thats missions. I totally can't be bothered.

    I was actually going to get a drink from downstairs, a cold water... but fuck, I found cookies up here dude. Their like quite nice. Fuck, I could do with a ciggie but I ain't got none. And shops are closed.

    So as you can see, the bulb doesn't get changed. Meh, rambling again.
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