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-Its shadow.
-How do you know when an elephant is under your bed?
-Your nose touches the ceiling.
-How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refridgerator?
-From the footprints on the butter.
-What did Jonny say when he saw an elephant come?
-"Look, an elephant is coming!"
-What did Jonny say when he saw an elephant with sunglasses come?
-Nothing. He didn't recognize it.
-Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
-So they can hide behind poppies.
-I've never seen an elephant behind a poppy.
-See how well they hide?
Russell.
A: Take away his credit cards.
Q: What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?
A: The same middle name.
Doug.
It's a play on words like Doug/Dug
Who's there?
Boo
Boo who?
Shut the fuck up it was only a joke no need to cry!
I know a joke. Zella and Stargalaxy are getting married. HAHAHAHA!!!
ping pong!!!!
yes that is sooooooooooooooooooooo bad!haha
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
knock knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
knock knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
knock knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
knock knock
Whos there?
Banana
Banana who?
knock knock
Whos there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad i didnt say banana!
stfu
I know a good one. JsT eats to much pie and goes POP!
Who's there?
404
Sorry, page not found.
But I feel more of a geek for thinking it up.
Wanna go ride bike?
what do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
jurassic pork!
Lol. Like that one.
What is ET short for?
He's got little legs.
A woman with a glass eye was sitting in a restaurant. She sneezed at some point, and her eye came flying out of its socket. The man in the next table saw it and caught it before it reached the floor, and gave it back to her. They started talking and ended up going out.
At some point, he asked her what made her interested in him, and she replied: "You just happened to catch my eye."
Nah man... thats missions like. Can't be asred dude... that'd take like, walking downstairs, and finding a bulb, and like bringing it back up, and trying to ttake out the old one and screw it in... and like, thats missions. I totally can't be bothered.
I was actually going to get a drink from downstairs, a cold water... but fuck, I found cookies up here dude. Their like quite nice. Fuck, I could do with a ciggie but I ain't got none. And shops are closed.
So as you can see, the bulb doesn't get changed. Meh, rambling again.