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Wasp Alert
Bunnie
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There is a huge wasp in my room, and i hate the little bastards (although i feel quite proud to still be sat here, im getting better).
Will someone come and get rid of it for me please? Its huge!!
please? i dont ask for much
Will someone come and get rid of it for me please? Its huge!!
please? i dont ask for much
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or just wait till it flies back out again!!
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you have to hit it so it dies! otherwise it might kill you.
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I have honed this skill now, I can even kill them whilst they are in mid air with a book.
i dont want to hit it, as ill probably miss and then end up getting stung! :no:
Give me some co-ordinates and I'll just teleport there, eh? ;p
Right, you want to know how to do it? Grab the book. Look at the wasp... it's just like playing golf... keep your eye on the wasp... swing.. get the motion going... watch the wasp! then... SPLAT! Get it!
ill give you the co-ordinates its easier! bloody hell, how long you had this teleporter? cant believe you didnt tell me :impissed:
would squirting it with deoderant kill it? and im sure i heard somewhere that wasps give off a scent when they die so its mates come and get you...i dont want a swarm of the little fuckers!
The strange twist being that the weakness of both band and insect is hairspray.
Bah, pre-emptive strike! Wasps are like small countries run by bampot dictators. It's not if it will attack, it's when. Get in there and so no mercy!
MERCY IS FOR THE WEAK!
I think spray gums up their wings or blinds them or gives them poodle perms. The last one takes all the fight out of them. I'd get hold of an encyclopedia or some such and swat it from the sky!
If im not back in 10 minutes, come revive me please...
i think we have nest round my building somewhere, i keep gettin them fly in my room, everytime i just scream, run out, wait and go back in after 5 mins or so, hoping its gone.
you are very brave to still be sat there
Use deoderant and a lighter. Works better ;d
i know, i was thinking exactly the same myself. some good has come of it, i have learnt i can be in the same room as a wasp...very impressed!
But really, it does work. But burnt bug DOES smell bad ;o
my ex tried this when i was living in halls but the little bastard was sat on one of those plastic lamp cover tings that you get in student rooms and with just a little tap (didnt even hit it hard) the whole thing - minus the actual light bulb - exploded and we were all showered in plasticky wannabe glass. My ex got stung and i got £80 (£80 fucking pound for a lamp shade) kept out of my deposit!!
The moral of this story is use a cattle prod and fry the fucker!
Nah, the moral of the story is don't hit breakables. Easy. ;p
Or be ninja like me and get them in mid air.
Worst thing ever happened to me was a bumble bee stung me in the eyelid. OUCHEROONIE did that HURT.
i was trying to point out that a window is breakable
It must have flown past the screen and read my particularly stirring speech. Wasps, they don't like it up 'em!
*runs in and bitch slaps the wasp just to piss 'im off*
*runs out laughing*
BWAHAHAHA :razz:
i'm scared of wasps. :nervous: