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Mine is non-existent, it's lost inside my forest of pubes, I look like a woman :crying: :crying: :crying:
well you know me
*scratching left ball*
Holly shit felt asleep on the sofa, better get dressed a bit, I'm freezing...
*going for a wee and farting like hell while in there*
Well I wouldn't want to be the one passing after me...
*heading to the bedroom to get some clothes*
I've woken up now, let's go swimming.
Ok let's go then...
*removing clothes and running outside*
Ouch...
The window door was close...
That hurt...
*opening the door and jumping into the swimming pool butt naked*
*swims in the pool, but not naked*
I am SO nominating you
*MrG splashes NMM*
theres no need for that :yuck:
I also think BB should type in a geordie accent.
Don't really care, you naked and people are waiting for some action... so...
we can put you in a big box as a 'present' to the other housemates!
it's up to BB though
Oh Big Brother...
fook ye cnut
Wheres the alcohol BB. I'm turning into an alco in this place..
*MrG gives JsT some dog*