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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    erm... someone hasn't been following... if mine is hard to locate just think what it says about yours :p

    *relaxing on the sofa legs wide open*

    Mine is non-existent, it's lost inside my forest of pubes, I look like a woman :crying: :crying: :crying: :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Violette wrote:
    haha. you make this house dirty nmm :p

    well you know me :p

    *scratching left ball*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I want to be in the BB house :(.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *waking up*

    Holly shit felt asleep on the sofa, better get dressed a bit, I'm freezing...

    *going for a wee and farting like hell while in there*

    Well I wouldn't want to be the one passing after me...

    *heading to the bedroom to get some clothes*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    Holly shit
    Sounds painful :eek:
    I've woken up now, let's go swimming. :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knee High Stripy Socks wrote:
    Sounds painful :eek:
    I've woken up now, let's go swimming. :D

    Ok let's go then...


    *removing clothes and running outside*

    Ouch...

    The window door was close...

    That hurt...

    *opening the door and jumping into the swimming pool butt naked*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Hahaha :p

    *swims in the pool, but not naked*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    its my birthday and im stuck in the big brother house, hmmmm
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *peeing in the pool*

    :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Gross. I'm telling on you to Big Brother :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *putting khss head under water to scare her off so she doesn't complain to bb*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    You are such a bully.

    I am SO nominating you :p
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    *putting khss head under water to scare her off so she doesn't complain to bb*

    *MrG splashes NMM*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Save me, MrG, save me!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *pulling MrG willy*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    NMM im in the pool, im allready wet

    theres no need for that :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im gonna be the inoffensive housemate who doesnt do much so therefore noone nominates her.


    I also think BB should type in a geordie accent.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    If you're going to sit there not doing much I think it's only right that we throw you in the pool and steal your clothes. Then lock the doors. Yes.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *unlocking the door and jumping in the pool for some hot lovin'*
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Right, so now i have to get one of those hedgerow bush tree things and discretely hide behind it and comically run around with it covering my noo-noo.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Wasn't that the hoover on the Tellytubbies?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    *unlocking the door and jumping in the pool for some hot lovin'*
    just what sort of girl do you think i am? :flirt:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    just what sort of girl do you think i am? :flirt:

    Don't really care, you naked and people are waiting for some action... so...
    :naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty::naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    I want to be in the BB house :(.

    we can put you in a big box as a 'present' to the other housemates!

    it's up to BB though ;)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    TheShyBoyInTheCorner wrote:
    we can put you in a big box as a 'present' to the other housemates!

    it's up to BB though ;)
    OMFG BLATES!!!! I love that idea.

    Oh Big Brother...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Big brother says: "WHY AYE MAN "
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    SuzyCreamcheese wrote:
    Big brother says: "WHY AYE MAN "
    You can't be Big Brother, you're a housemate :p.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    You can't be Big Brother, you're a housemate :p.

    fook ye cnut
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    This day is tedious.

    Wheres the alcohol BB. I'm turning into an alco in this place..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    JsT wrote:
    This day is tedious.

    Wheres the alcohol BB. I'm turning into an alco in this place..

    *MrG gives JsT some dog*
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