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Oh, I am stupid.

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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got out the shower tonight, went to put some deodorant on and sprayed hairspray under my arms :grump:

anyone else ever do stupid things like that?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Done that a million times.... and vice versa also.

    I'm also the kind of person who'll spend half an hour looking for something she's got in her hand.

    Iam not a bright person :)
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Once I almost started rubbing my teeth with the toothpaste container...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nicx1811 wrote:
    :lol: Done that a million times.... and vice versa also.

    I'm also the kind of person who'll spend half an hour looking for something she's got in her hand.

    Iam not a bright person :)

    I've done that.

    I've also sprinkled milk powder on my pancakes thinking it was sugar... :blush:
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    Teh_GerbilTeh_Gerbil Posts: 13,332 Born on Earth, Raised by The Mix
    I have looked for stuff in my pocket for ages.

    But hahaha... deoderant in hair hairspray under arms.

    Think yourself lucky you ain't a lad... hairspray and armpit hair... man, that'd be a right crapper of anight after doing that.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Erm. That's really funny actually :)

    Almost wet myself the other day!

    Erm. I had fried toast with jam on once. Horrible.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i was talking on the phone and doing my makeup before and without thinking tried to put mascara on my lips instead of lipgloss, took me ages to get it off.

    i do it all the time, im forever putting the tv remote in the fridge and the butter on the shelf or something
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    done it with shaving foam before :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Trying to mute the laptop with the tv remote, putting the cordless landline in my bag instead of my mobile and not realising until I get to work and trying to answer the tv remote are all things I've done :D
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tried putting the kettle in the fridge several times.
    I often do stupid things as i am not fully thinking about what i am doing.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Put shampoo in the bath thinking it was bubble foam!
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    Indrid ColdIndrid Cold Posts: 16,688 Skive's The Limit
    Oh right, and once (or more?) I almost bit the TV remote instead of a cookie I had in the other hand. :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :eek: Ouch. Didn't that hurt spraying hair spray under your arms?
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Stacey* wrote:
    :eek: Ouch. Didn't that hurt spraying hair spray under your arms?

    Not really. A bit sticky but washed it off soon enough! The most stupid thing I have done is taken a stapler out for a cigarette break at work thinking it was a lighter.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've put apple juice in my tea instead of milk (Sainsbury's economy cartons look the same for each).
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *Stacey* wrote:
    :eek: Ouch. Didn't that hurt spraying hair spray under your arms?

    I was thinking that would sting!

    Ive put a plate in the bin before instead of the sink :( An i put a vitamin tablet in my mouth before to swallow it an realise it was one of the ones you put in a drink to fiz, it was minging
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i had a mucle strain and rubbed deep heat on it


    i went to the toilet 5 mins later

    forgot to wash my hands first

    you can guess the rest :(
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    JsTJsT Posts: 18,268 Skive's The Limit
    Miguel Sanchez wrote:
    i had a mucle strain and rubbed deep heat on it


    i went to the toilet 5 mins later

    forgot to wash my hands first

    you can guess the rest :(
    I feel your suffering.

    Did it once after a rugby match, came out the changing rooms shouting "BASTARD!"
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I do the looking for something I've got in my hand or pocket a fair bit!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A few times my dad has walked out of the room with the remot in his hand. One time, he'd picked up the remote and left on the unit by the back door...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ive done the chillis thing before in my eyes and on the johnson. not very pleasent at all.

    ive made brews without boiling the kettle before, but that doesnt taste too bad.

    sometimes when ive got mates round we use a can as a ashtray, ive then drunk out of that before, not nice AT ALL! BLERGGGGGGG
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    scarlettleeds wrote:
    I had a smiliar experience to this when my boyfriend had been making dinner and chopping up chillis...then we went to bed straight afterwards...ouch is all i can say.

    I've had an experience not dissimilar to that... :eek:

    Getting up in the wee, small hours I've squirted Germolene and other ointments onto my toothbrush many-a-time. Yuck.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    :lol: Im also one for looking around for things like mad, and then finding its in my hand :blush:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    koe_182 wrote:
    sometimes when ive got mates round we use a can as a ashtray, ive then drunk out of that before, not nice AT ALL! BLERGGGGGGG

    I done that once!! :yuck:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Tweety wrote:
    Tried putting the kettle in the fridge several times.
    The amount of times ive nearly done that!

    Put two spoons of coffee in NMMs herbal tea the other day instead of sugar :crazyeyes
    its ok, i didnt make him drink it.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I used to keep some oil in a squrty hand soap dispenser, on my kitchen windowsill. You can guess what happened with that :).

    Other than that, just the usual. Tried to put the kettle in the fridge, and in the cupboard. Got on my motorbike, gone down the road and stopped to put my seatbelt on. Got on my motorbike, gone down the road and wondered why the stereo wasn't working...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I put soap on my toothbrush once, we had that squirty pump kind of liquid stuff, and I had a similar toothpaste thingy. Noticed before attempting to do my teeth, fortunatly.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I look for my glasses when I'm already wearing them sometimes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I start thinking I've lost my phone when I've got it in my hand, talking to someone on it. I've actually said to them, "shit, where's my phone gone?" as well. Ha.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Franki wrote:
    I start thinking I've lost my phone when I've got it in my hand, talking to someone on it. I've actually said to them, "shit, where's my phone gone?" as well. Ha.

    Hee, I did that in town last week :D
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