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Hehe that one made me laugh!!!
I've done exactly the same thing with athletes foot spray.
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My mate told someone to put deep heat on their bits to get rid of crabs
I always "lose" my phone while I'm talking on it. I tried to put clean towels in the fridge the other day instead of the cupboard. Poured milk into the coffee jar instead of my cup, got a drink and left it sitting in the fridge, put sugar on my chips instead of salt...im sure there's more...
My ex girlfriend went to uni with someone who thought it would be funny to snort a line of chilli powder! :eek2:
They filmed it and showed me when I went up there once... the bloke was in so much pain after! idiot!