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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    meanwhile the 3 men back in the supermarket were
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    having a party and eating cookies
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but putting crums everywhere
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so the cleaner came along and started whacking them with her broom and
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    as the blood was hitting the floor and flying everywhere
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a hitman suddenly came and shot the cleaner in the head
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the cleaners head blew right off, and whilst it was on the floor the eyes suddenly opened and it began to speak...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    when in swung a monkey, obviously attracted by the banana!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    The monkey swung to the the gun and shot the hitman in the...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ass!!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the hit man started to chase the monkey around the supermarket throwing apples at him but
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he slipt on a banana skin left behind by tee monkey and fall on...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    with a second ass hole...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    sing the English national anthem.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    in german
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the second asshole didn't like the first asshole very much
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so instead they decided to
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    take a boat to Finland where
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    they met karl marx
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and why the fuck is he staring at us like
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    great big chickens
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    wearing freaky fake pink beaks
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    then they realised that they had turned into
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    something else, something really weird in
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a magical underwater kingdom where the population is subjected to
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    a high presurre and a lever of gas smelling like
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Methane, so they went to the surface where they discovered
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    that they were not alone, they could see
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the bangladeshi criket team engaged in a shocking
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    keep their hands to themselves while the boss
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