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Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
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The couple walked into the supermarket when all of a sudden....
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    3 guys armed with machine guns walked in ad start...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    making out in the vegetable section
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    their machines guns were big and loaded...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    With ice cream. They weren't very clever armed men
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but they sure know how to party with vegetables...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    because one was dancing with some carrots and the other was engaged in deep conversation with a corn-on-the-cob
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    then an angry little beaver approached the men
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and told them to take their clothes off or he would..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nibble nobby's nuts!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    the men seemed rather intrigued by this and
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    with great caution, put down the corn-on-the-cob and slowly began to
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dance the macarena
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    as they were dancing trying to make smile the corn-on-the-cob...
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    littlemissylittlemissy Posts: 9,972 Supreme Poster
    nihilisticmadman wrote:
    as they were dancing trying to make smile the corn-on-the-cob...

    They slipped on a banana skin
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and fell onto an old man holding a multi-coloured poodle..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but the multi-coloured poodle was really possesed by the devil
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and started licking the icecream from a tray of tomatoes
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    which, unfortunately for the poodle turned out to be poisonous tomatoes..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but that didn't matter because the magic apple was actually a doctor and gave him some antidote
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but before he could have the antidote a monkey grabbed it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and drank it
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    he then pointed his finger at him and laugh, laugh so hard...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    after running away to the...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    homeless shelter
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    but the whiskey had been spiked with ecstacy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    so the monkey downed it in one
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    and then started doing the chicken dance on the table top when
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    an eagle grabbed him and flew away
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    (what is it with all the animals?)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    (everyone likes animals :))
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