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Shag Wounds

Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
in Sex & Relationships
What are the weirdest injuries you got while on the job? I only have carpet burns :naughty:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i had sore arms from doing it on my head once. other than that generally just muscle strain.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Knees burns, cock friction burns and cuts, cuts in the back and well muscle strains...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Lots of muscle strains, burns on knees an arms. an just a couple of scram an bite marks, nothing special.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Another one - shagged my misses on one of those white screens at the end of a cricket pitch. She got an arse full of splinters. Comedy.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    everwonderwhy wrote:
    Btw, I thought this was going to be about torture porn :yuck:

    I don't blame you; I immediately thought of "Crash" when I saw this thread :nervous:

    Topic? I broke my nose last year as a result of very bad timing/random flailing. So I'm much more conservative now, it's carpet burn and muscle strain at worst..
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My vagina fell off.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Dude you should go to the doctor about that...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    I've had quite a few, lol.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scratches all the way from the top of my back to the bottom of my back so deep they were bleeding all over my back.

    Apart from that just muscle strain and a sore tongue!
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bruised my hip on a gear box.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    broke my banjo string. lets just say it pissed blood for quite a while
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Very distinctive right angled shaped bruises from the plug sockets next to my bed
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Not being able to get an erection for 3 days after she fell off the edge of the snooker table, taking my knob with her. Still brings a tear to my eye to this day.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    nothin unusual for me so far. just scratches and strained muscles.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Scracthes, bite marks and sometimes just sore between my legs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ButtonMoon wrote:
    Bruised my hip on a gear box.

    :hyper:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    David Grohl wrote:
    broke my banjo string. lets just say it pissed blood for quite a while

    My ex's did that when he fucked me. The hilarity :lol:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    David Grohl wrote:
    broke my banjo string. lets just say it pissed blood for quite a while

    Ouch!!! I remember you telling me that :(


    For me, I just get the usual muscle strain, carpet burns, bruises, etc.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    David Grohl wrote:
    broke my banjo string. lets just say it pissed blood for quite a while

    shouldn't be allowed to post that kinda stuff on a public message board! :no:
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My entire bum, both sides was one giant bruise for a good two weeks. Sucks when your job requires sitting all day.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Muscle strains and carpet burns
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    i got soreless between the legs and use to get brusies all over my legs from my ex-boyfriend car cause it was realy small. and muscles strain in my legs tat it realy
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    My ex had bleeding knees from the bathroom floor once :naughty: .
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sore knees off the bath :(
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Just soreness between the legs.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sore thighs and sore other bits as well. Espically if I havent had it for a while.
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    er
    bit sore legs and that sometimes not always though, carpet burns, scar on knee from my car, bruises! including one on my boob god knows how it happened
    that was all in the past though!
    i get lots of wonds from other stuff now and no sex
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Sore pussy, sore ass and sore mouth :)
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    my kinda girl...
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    Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,323 The Mix Honorary Guru
    subject13 wrote:
    my kinda girl...

    :D:blush::lol:
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