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Just another day.....or not?
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Well, I try! I am not as good as you at making things up.
Or that's actually true and you've felt the need to get home, get on the old computer and brag about it online (THE SAME DAY) to try and impress a load of people on the internet you don't know.
Either way I'd like to thank you for making me realise what a social deity I am. My life rules!
So last night, by some weird coincidence, I was at the gym. After the workout I went to the hot tub as usual. When out of nowhere this man comes walking thru the door to the pool from the mens locker room. At least 45. Speedo, harrier than a mammoth. He got into the same jacuzzi I was in. I was happy. His back hair coated him like a wet black t-shirt. I caught his eye and gave him a little wink. I got up and walked to the side he was sitting on. Are you sitting on a jet or are you just happy to see me I said to him. Neither he said, I just passed gas. From there we chatted some more and i eventually went home with him. We made passionate love on his kitchen table, we got dirty in the shower. We got kinky in the garage. By the time I left it looked like I had just spent a day with 37 highly shedding cats and dogs. Thank god for the lint pick up roller I carry in my car. And today starbucks gave me the wrong coffee and I am a bit pissed off.
I got jelous of Katrella's experience so I thought this was story time.
Edited cos I cant spell
what the hell are you on
Well, it wasn't really my experience- I borrowed it from 'O'. I didn't think she'd mind though as I plan to borrow Sir Stephan too, as soon as I can find him... Maybe he's at the gym?
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Yep, not that clever is he!
he was if you look back on the 1st page! :thumb:
Join Mr Bush!!