Fave lines from TV programmes

Former Member · April 2006

Pretty much anything from yes, Minister:

Politicians' language:
- Special development areas = marginal constituencies.
- Assistance to areas of economic hardship = pouring money into marginal constituencies.
- Descentralisation of government = moving government offices into marginal constituencies.

The Civil Service must always have the right to appoint the best man for the job, regardless of sex.

The perfect representative on a government committee is a disabled black Welsh woman trades unionist.

Former Member · April 2006

family guy:

brian: hey peter, it's seven o'clock and you've still got your pants on. what's the occasion?

peter: holy crip he's a crapple!

peter (after lois tells him he's being childish): if i'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and i'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert!

stewie: there's always been a lot of tension between lois and me, and it's not so much that i want to kill her, it's just, i want her not to be alive anymore.

ah, you gotta love the griffins

Former Member · April 2006

sprocket wrote:

ah, you gotta love the griffins

Oh yes.

Former Member · April 2006

Professer: Good news everybody (futurama) for a reaccuring quote

Or my favorite one time quote being off family guy
Peter: Well, I'm gettin something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.

Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?

Peter: I drift in and out.

Former Member · April 2006

Sidtec wrote:

Just what the title says. A variation on the favourite scene post.

Some of mine are (they may not be word for word):

"How're you doing?" from Friends
"This is where the messers become the messees" again from Friends
"Do they know we know they know?" from same episode

(hey, do you think I could make another topic entitled "do I watch too much Friends"?)

Let the contributions begin!!!

My all time favourite is:

Ross: Just think how much work i can get done on the train. I've been given the gift of time!
Chandler: Funny that. Last year I was given the gift of space. Maybe we should put them together and make a continuum.

Former Member · April 2006

New series of desperate housewives, Bree is talking to her counsellor:

Counsellor: So you're marrying him just to be polite?
Bree: well, there is a downside to good manners...

Former Member · April 2006

Y'know, I don't think Friends is funny. I watched half an episode yesterday and I couldn't believe how shocking it is, really. Not funny at all.

Peep Show on the other hand - possibly the funniest show I have ever seen! The bit where Mark is looking through the letterbox at the kids outside saying 'Need a poo, must get loo paper...' cracks me up everytime.

'If I can... just... hold it in...'

Former Member · April 2006

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MARTIN!

(Game on)

Former Member · April 2006

I had a lol moment during the Eastenders omnibus. The Mitchells had just tried to run over someone (Don't know his name) and he jumped out the way. Whilst he was lying in the road one of the bruvs said

"2 out of 3"

Made me chuckle.

Former Member · April 2006

Former Member · April 2006

"oh, oh, Latro! i bet he ad-libbed that line"

Fave lines from TV programmes

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