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brian: hey peter, it's seven o'clock and you've still got your pants on. what's the occasion?
peter: holy crip he's a crapple!
peter (after lois tells him he's being childish): if i'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and i'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert!
stewie: there's always been a lot of tension between lois and me, and it's not so much that i want to kill her, it's just, i want her not to be alive anymore.
ah, you gotta love the griffins
Oh yes.
Or my favorite one time quote being off family guy
Peter: Well, I'm gettin something really special too. And by special I don't mean special like that Kleinaman boy down the street. More special like... like Special K, the cereal. Hey, what do they do with the regular K? And for that matter, what ever happend to K. Ballard? You know, if you said mallard and you had a cold, it would sound like ballard.
Brian: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Peter: I drift in and out.
My all time favourite is:
Ross: Just think how much work i can get done on the train. I've been given the gift of time!
Chandler: Funny that. Last year I was given the gift of space. Maybe we should put them together and make a continuum.
Counsellor: So you're marrying him just to be polite?
Bree: well, there is a downside to good manners...
Peep Show on the other hand - possibly the funniest show I have ever seen! The bit where Mark is looking through the letterbox at the kids outside saying 'Need a poo, must get loo paper...' cracks me up everytime.
'If I can... just... hold it in...'
(Game on)
"2 out of 3"
Made me chuckle.