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  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    There is a 1/3 of a bottle of Sambuca in the cupboard but it belongs to my da and he'll kill me if I drink it but it is tempting.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's too late for me to start now...isn't it??
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    There is a 1/3 of a bottle of Sambuca in the cupboard but it belongs to my da and he'll kill me if I drink it but it is tempting.

    You've gotta weigh up the pros and cons of every situation I suppose.

    Personally I'd go for it.

    *raises glass (civilized I know) of buckie*
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    *starts eyeballing and snorting vodka*

    ILL CATCH UP!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    we have so much alcohol in our cupboards: smirnoff, archers, southern comorft, baileys, cointreau and far too many whiskeys!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    I've got a bottle of the finest buckfast :hyper:

    :yum:

    Can't wait till the weekend till I get a bottle of buckie in my hand.

    The cons outweigh the pros though tonight, no point starting at this time anyway.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's too late for me to start now...isn't it??

    Unless you're on your death bed, no.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    It's too late for me to start now...isn't it??
    no! we'll have a party on msn! whos game??
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    whiskeys!
    yack!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    no! we'll have a party on msn! whos game??

    Is it like one of those things where you have a load of people on the one screen?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Is it like one of those things where you have a load of people on the one screen?
    erm yeh ok then :D
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    no! we'll have a party on msn! whos game??

    Have you got party bags and hats?
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Bingo!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Peter Pan and the Seven Dwarfs!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    how dya get ash out of a white sofa? :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    how dya get ash out of a white sofa? :(

    Use a little beetroot juice. :naughty:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    how dya get ash out of a white sofa? :(
    hoover it before u rub it or touch it! if it's hash put a stocking or pair of tights over the pipe ;)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Use a little beetroot juice. :naughty:
    tosser :(
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    how dya get ash out of a white sofa? :(
    Rub it in like fuck till ya can't see it.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Addict wrote:
    Rub it in like fuck till ya can't see it.
    dint work. oh well :|
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    A little distilled vinegar is good for most household cleaning chores. :)
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    no! we'll have a party on msn! whos game??
    :hyper:
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    how dya get ash out of a white sofa? :(

    Fuck I was waiting on a punch line. Just clean it with a wet cloth.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    turlough wrote:
    Fuck I was waiting on a punch line. Just clean it with a wet cloth.
    doesnt work smart arse :p
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    ignore my advice then!!!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Use the fucking foam!!!
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    lipsy wrote:
    doesnt work smart arse :p

    Shit on it and blame the cat.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    Use the fucking foam!!!

    Oh aye! Shaving foam is supposed to be really good for cleaning carpets and fabrics.
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    VinylVicky wrote:
    ignore my advice then!!!!!
    babe i'd already rubbed it!

    im just gona have to face it tomorrow. :|
  • Former MemberFormer Member Posts: 1,876,324 The Mix Honorary Guru
    im bored and nobody is on msn
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