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oh did i mention, JACK DEE
:yes: Billy Bailey is hilarious - I also really like Marcus Brigstock
I think you may mean 'revolves' and yes, I suppose it does given there's very little of merit outside London.
plenty of others I'd watch to.
My faves have mostly been said: Bill Hicks, Billy Connolly, Ross Noble, Bill Bailey. I also just love Jo Brand and Victoria Wood.
Thats him, totally agree
No, there's northern monkeys and wierd west country yolkels.
:yes: I've been outside of London ... its like 28 days later. Mindles zombies ravaging the country. So uncivilised.
You know, I was down in the West Country recently and I met someone who didnt know what a jus was. How can you deal with people like that?!
Back of your hand, sir. You deal with them with the back of your hand.
Not even that’s effective these days, the insolence is growing, so I’ve moved to the horse whip, that gets them going nicely.
Yes but the stable master does moan so when I bring it back covered in blood. Its so hard to find the staff.
It is, which is why I've virtually given up on native staff, they have clear ideas above their position (which is under my feet). You can get good people from Eastern Europe these days and if you then take their passport its easier to, motivate them.
Ah I had a bad experience. Charming little family. Not too bright though. I may have gone a little over the top in my chastisement. Bodies were found. Questions asked. It was terribly embarassing.
Two words - quick lime. Its the professionals choice, they may ask questions but they'll never know.
Four words - golf with Justice Smythe. He's a smashing chap. Awfully accomodating. Poor short game though. Damned bunkers.
Well quite, it always pays to golf with those who can help you avoid little annoyances, trials, worker rights, rape allegations, pollution dumping, that sort of thing.